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We Hate Movies

S4 Ep157: Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.75K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2014

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, the gang tackles the ridiculous Jesse "The Body" Ventura masterpiece, Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe! What is the point of those crappy police characters? Why do we need so many people doing voice overs? And is that, no, it can't be...Jim Belushi? PLUS: We think one of those house painters over there just might be Secundas.

Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe stars Jesse "The Body" Ventura, Sven-Ole Thorsen, Marjorie Bransfield, Francis Mitchell and, yes, James Belushi; directed by Damian Lee.

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0:00.0

Hello, I'm Andrew Jupin.

0:02.0

Eric Siska.

0:03.0

Stephen Sayda.

0:04.0

And we hate movies. Oh, Hello everyone welcome to We Hate Movies. Thank you for tuning in as always if you're new to the program

0:37.8

This week we're doing what we like to call a movie that technically shouldn't be real like this is this is like almost a fake movie it's

0:44.4

nineteen nineties a braxis guardian of the universe starring our good friend

0:50.5

the governator or he's he wasn't a nader.

0:53.0

He was just the body.

0:54.0

The body governor.

0:56.0

Come on, I was the nader.

0:58.0

Jesse the body Ventura.

1:00.0

You just call me Ralph Nader.

1:02.0

I'll punch your throat out. You know that guy made

1:05.4

seat belts a law? I want to punch that guy right in the throat making me wear a

1:10.4

seat belt. That's not America. That's how they track you. They put

1:14.9

tracking mechanisms in your seat belt. That could be a thing. That very well could

1:20.3

be a thing. So it's Jesse the body Ventura and our good friend

1:23.8

Svenoli Thorsen who's been in so many things he's he's best buds with the

1:28.8

governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah he's gotten around all these, he's made the rounds of the governors.

1:35.1

It's a real governor's ball, that guy's having.

1:39.4

This movie is directed by a fellow, by the named Damian Lee who also stars in the movie a little bit and produced it

1:47.0

real passion project for this guy and it is a complete Terminator rip-off it's it's such complete Terminator rip-off.

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