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Hello and welcome to trashy divorces.

Everybody's favorite good podcast about bad relationships.

Hello and welcome to trashy royals, where we reveal and revel in the tales

of our bettors behaving badly. My name is Stacey, and I am Alicia. Thank you for joining us today

in this crossover spectacular episode of our Trashy Podcasts, because these two characters

that we are talking about today really do qualify

for both. Yes, they do. Who is in our lens today? The former Duke and Duchess of York,

Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, and Sarah Ferguson. It has been a big few weeks with news dropping

almost on the daily about the royal shakedown happening with the King of England, Charles III's brother, and his former sister-in-law.

Stacey, you and I covered these two Sarah and Andrew and their trashy divorce.

Oh, back when we were babes in the woods.

Babies all the way back in

2019, episode 11 of trashy divorces. This is over 560 episodes ago. And to your point, I will agree

what a sweet, sweet summer child I was. Yeah, I feel like some things have broken since 2019. Oh, boy.

There is a great song originally recorded in 1973 by the faces. It's called Ulala.

Classic song. There is a particular line in this classic song that reads, I wish that I knew what I know now when I was younger.

I've thought about that line a whole lot for this episode as we are going to pull out my

summer child innocence from all those years ago, annotated with a few thoughts from the

present day. Let us anon and go, go, go.

Go, go.

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