S30E4: Julius Caesar and His Wives | Cossutia, Cornelia, Pompeia, and Calpurnia

Trashy Divorces

Hemlock Creatives

Comedy, History

4.6 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

In this Trashy Royals crossover, Alicia reveals all the dirt about the OG of dictators, Julius Ceasar and his four-ish wives. Each of his wives served a needed purpose for Ceasar in their own time, and these stories get trashy! From young love to power alliances, this is a whole Roman Times soap opera featuring our wives, Cossutia, Cornelia, Pompeia, and Calpurnia. But that is not all – thrown in a little Cleopatra too, and this one becomes a legendary tale. Want early, ad-free episodes, regular Dumpster Dives, bonus divorces, limited series, Zoom hangouts, and more? Join us at patreon.com/trashydivorces! Want a personalized message for someone in your life? Check us out on Cameo! To advertise on our podcast, please reach out to [email protected]. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to trashy divorces. Everybody's favorite good podcasts about bad relationships.
0:07.0	My name is Stacey. Hey, friends Alicia here. And thank you for joining us today for some true marital
0:14.1	misadventures in history. Thank you, Julius Caesar, the trashy OG dictator. Holy cats.
0:24.1	Julia Caesar had three and a half wives.
0:27.1	Was one short?
0:28.9	This is an episode I have wanted to do on the trashy divorces side for ages.
0:34.1	And it turns out you and I, Stacey did it for Trashy Royals back in March of this year.
0:38.8	We did. Trashy Royals is our Thursday podcast focusing on naughty nobles through time. In this,
0:47.2	the week of my birthday. Happy birthday, Alicia. Yeah, you get it. The Julian calendar. We're going to
0:52.3	bop this one over here to trashy divorces for all of
0:56.3	your trashy royal pleasure for my birthday week. Trash Pandas, if you are only hooked into
1:02.4	trashy divorces, we want to let you know that trashy royals is quite a delight.
1:08.2	If you're looking for a little listening in your royal history loop, we have
1:11.7	trashy people all over the timeline and all of the places delivered in our signature style,
1:17.9	and you may just dig it. Divorces are included as well as so-so. So much trash. People have always
1:25.5	been terrible, everyone. Always.
1:30.8	And we celebrate this in my birthday week.
1:33.6	Grab your togas and buckle on up for this one.
1:35.5	Trashy history all the way.
1:37.8	Let us anon and go, go. To the trashiest Julius Caesar and his three and a half wives.
1:43.1	Hey, short stuff.
2:11.7	Music Caesar and his three and a half wives. Hey, short stuff. Beware the aides of March.
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