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The Rig Biz Podcast

S3 Ep9: Freddie Burns - Japanese Dating Apps, Teammates Bushes & Chirpsing Willie Le Roux Wife

The Rig Biz Podcast

Blind Dog Productions

Business, Rugby, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Marketing, Sports

4.9952 Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

What a joy it is to be joined by our most capped player ever in Mr Freddie Burns live from Japan, to give us an update of the highs and lows of what life's been like there since he moved out there.

Burnsy is a straight shooter and gives us some incredible stories and insights into;

- Dating Apps In Japan
- A night out to a strip club with no strippers.
- Initiations for his new club the Shokki Shuttles
- Japanese mens obsession with growing a bush
- Archie teaches Burnsy how to communicate with anyone through physical movement.
- We discuss a new business venture Archie has set up in Japan.
- Hear about Burnsy's loosest ever night out in Cyprus with his older brother and the RAF boys - including a horrific story involving funnels and hoovers.
- Archie teaches Burnsy how to overcome homesickness.
- Our Christmas number one venture and the importance of restart.
- Plans for Christmas (both seem to be spending it alone)
- Whiskey regrets and much more....

We also discuss on this episode;
- Archies private offer to Owen Farrell to help him improve.
- An update on how silly season is going - in and out of the boardroom.
- The importance of getting rid of your bush and retaining your hair
- How Archie would solve the Brexit deal debacle
- His plans for a big weekend in Clapham with the falcon boys and of course his memories of climbing Mt Snowden for his DOE Awards.

We need you all to pre-buy our charity single 'It's Christmas Time (It's Time To Lash) now - so that when the Christmas chart opens on 18th December - we'll be in with a shot - please it's only 99p and all the money goes to saving Restart Rugby!

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We also discuss - the reopening of pubs, manscaping, bitcoin, Christmas plans, a return to the triangle of terror and much more.....

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We're also lucky enough to be partnered with Sons who are a Men's health brand that’s helping guys with one of the key health issues they don't often talk about - how to keep their hair! - Get £20 off your first order with the code - RIGBIZ20 - https://sons.co.uk/

Limited Edition Lash Bear T-Shirts:
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Clapham Falcons Merchandise:
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Last but not least we've got a remarkably high end clothing partner in Beaufort & Blake who are incredibly generously giving 15% off all their clothes (jumpers, shirts, trousers, boxers etc) for a limited time only - all you have to do is go to - www.beaufortandblake.com and type in the code - RIGBIZ15

Stay Safe
Love & Champagne

Freddy & Archie

Transcript

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0:00.0

Clodie, picture this. I'm in Tokyo for a business meeting.

0:04.8

One of my favorite places to do business.

0:07.5

I've just successfully negotiated a pretty substantial deal and I walk out into the Tokyo High Street and all of a sudden I see

0:14.4

Burnsy there just with a pill in his hand I go Burnsy canichy what and he goes

0:19.9

Archie good to see you mate I can't really understand with this West Country accent.

0:23.7

But say, Burnsey, where's a good warring hole because you know it's all about...

0:27.7

Morlosh, but lus, but lus,

0:31.4

but lus, molus, but Lush, Mollush,

0:35.0

Mollush, Mollush,

0:37.0

but less, for less, but less,

0:39.0

for less, Lesh, Mollash,

0:40.0

Mollash, and me and Berzi tuck into a few jars as we do.

0:46.0

We just have some seriously good banter.

0:48.0

He says, listen, you've got to come and play out here.

0:50.0

I say, actually, man, it probably could because I could do some pretty good

0:54.0

highstander rugby and make some serious coin but Bernze you are you going to be

0:57.2

happy playing 12 and me 10 he said yeah but as long as we can go out every

1:00.5

weekend and have some more.

1:03.0

More lus, more lus, more lus, more lus, more lus, more lus, more lus, more lus, more lus,

1:11.0

more lus, more lash, molash, molash, molash, molash.

1:15.0

Molash.

1:17.0

Anyway, Berzi takes you back to see the boys.

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