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Don't laugh at me. I'm making art. Don't laugh at my art!

Stop laughing, this is erotic.

I'm on a new medication and you think it's making me lose me?

I would have been a Ted Bundy victim.

Yeah, I had no idea that so many people out there felt the same way.

I did.

Now I want a peanut colada.

And a quimed taste.

Bethany, yes, Kathleen.

Welcome to a Lucicosibonus.

It's a Lucicosibonus.

Okay, when I went apple picking with my friends,

we were going through the apples because we only bought one bag.

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