S3 Ep222: Reindeer Boob Sweaters & Grandpa's Christmas Poo: Tales From The Holiday Vault

An Acquired Taste Podcast

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Philosophy, Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Relationships

5.0 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Bethany and Kathleen read HILARIOUS and HORRIFICALLY embarrassing holiday stories submitted by Tastebuds. These tales are for the record books! Plus, Hallmark is getting a remix with some sassy new plotlines! Light your menorahs and hang on to your sleighs, it's time to wrap up the holiday season with a sprinkle Christmas poo.
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Bethany’s Sources:

-https://www.senioradvisor.com/blog/2014/12/what-was-christmas-like-during-the-great-depression/

-https://www.medievalists.net/2012/12/seven-medieval-christmas-traditions/

-https://www.eonline.com/news/1089511/mariah-carey-s-christmas-traditions-are-holly-jolly-and-oh-so-fabulous

-https://celebrity.nine.com.au/latest/celebrities-weird-christmas-holiday-traditions/85432064-d729-46a1-81f7-d53df875947b

Kathleen's Sources:
-https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/18/us/owl-christmas-tree-found-trnd/index.html
-https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/12/17/gay-jesus-weed-smoking-mary-brazilian-christmas-parody-netflix-slammed-blasphemy/
-https://www.baltimoresun.com/maryland/baltimore-city/bs-md-quirky-menorahs-20191220-trlzzrarcjaudhcudxuv35yhom-story.html

Transcript

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0:00.0	Presenting Hop On Board, a podcast series by Southeastern, six podcasts, six celebrity
0:06.2	hosts, taking you on a whistle-stop tour of some of the best places to explore by rail
0:10.8	on the Southeastern network.
0:12.4	Join Greg Wallace as he tucks into delicious food and drink, rave-wilding, uncovering
0:17.2	unsolved mysteries and spooky happenings, and Miranda Sawyer getting Artie on the Ken
0:21.9	Coast.
0:22.9	Get the inside track on Kenton East Sussex with Hop On Board, listen now wherever you
0:27.2	get your podcasts.
0:30.0	Stop laughing, this is erotic.
0:32.0	I'm on a new medication and you think it's making me lose me?
0:37.0	I would have been a Ted Bundy victim.
0:38.6	Yeah, I had no idea that so many people out there felt the same way.
0:42.8	I died.
0:43.8	Now I want a peanut colada.
0:45.8	And a quimed taste.
0:47.8	Hello, this is an acquired taste podcast.
0:49.8	I'm Kathleen, your mild panic tag having can't get enough waffles, always wearing mismatched,
0:55.9	hat scarves and gloves friend.
0:57.5	I'm Bethany, your iced tea drinking, false eyelash wearing, so overpanicked about not
1:03.0	being ready for Christmas that I'm now just postpanic and I'm calm, friend.
1:07.8	And every week, Bethany and I meet up to discuss our lives with weird in the world and we invite
1:12.3	you to join us this week.
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