S3 Ep14: Why Did We All do Michael Jackson Performances at our School Talent Shows???

Two Idiot Girls

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Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

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🗓️ 4 April 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

hiii friends! this week we decided to do one more part for our embarrassing things we all did as fangirls and we learned we all have even MORE in common with y'all like why???? lol in this episode we talked about believing you'd lose your virginity to the Janoskians, treasuring Hannah Montana pj pants your cousins gave you almost 20 years ago, and participating in a birthday collab video for Liam Payne but it was never posted and now a stranger on the internet has a video of you screaming "HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY DIRECTION".....girl WAT

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0:00.0	All right, friends, welcome back to another episode of two idiot girls.
0:13.7	Ooh.
0:17.4	So this week, we have a lot of things to do.
0:20.6	Well, maybe not this week.
0:21.7	I'm thinking of next week. Yeah, next week we have a lot of things to do.
0:25.0	What happened to me this week? Let's see. This is the most time I feel like I've been home for I don't know how long.
0:33.3	Yeah, since January.
0:34.8	Probably in the last like eight months.
0:36.7	Yeah, I agree.
0:37.8	Which has been really nice.
0:40.2	It's been very nice being home.
0:46.0	That won't last for long though, I'm sure. We are women on the move.
0:48.0	On the move. That's why I said, like, Jet Setter.
0:51.0	Tears of my ass.
0:52.0	What was the, what was the fucking joke dude you you brought it up in the car guys this is a bit that I will get to you eventually I will return it to you I brought you? You literally were like I'm going to write it down. I know and then I thought and then I said wait
1:07.7	let's wait till we remember another one or maybe I said that in my head.
1:11.9	Guess what she didn't write it down? She didn't write it down guys. I will say so many of you
1:17.5	have tagged us in watching Chang can dunk. You're welcome. They should be paying us marketing fees. That's what I'm saying.
1:24.7	That's listen. Tell them in islands to get in line and pay me. Who is I talking to about islands recently?
1:33.0	Oh, Sandra and Jordan.
1:35.0	That's right, yeah.
1:36.0	We were talking about islands and like our friends were telling us that every time they drive past when they think of us.
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