It started with a rainy day. I wanted to get the kids off the sofa and stop watching TV.

So I searched rainy day activities on Tik-Tock.

There were loads of hacks on there, but the kids really liked making a bird feeder.

It's amazing what you can do with a milk carton and a handful of seeds.

We hung it outside the window and the birds loved it almost as much as the kids.

Who knew a bird box could be this entertaining?

It starts on Tik-Tok. Yeah, what do you want? Beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws,

whatever's preferred. They'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves,

then podcast the body parts get severed and searched.

Bring you a weak shit where the wall for now, uh, that ain't just a mistake, that's an awful howl,

both of them are known to pull up at your shows.

Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows

Fuck their senses shit let them see the whole thing they stay dressed to kill never sheep's clothing

Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon you'll see nothing all your hears are

half a puff and the expect killings red spilling

spilling and flesh ripping impressive in it the death bringing his head spinning just

kidding every word in his songs about two grown men dressed up as a bird and a dog.

Welcome to the wolf and outing.

Another stressful morning for the wolf, well mainly for the owl al but the wolf has had to sort of

secondhand it's insanity isn't it's yeah you're um you're

I've actually had people reach out to me about your sky.

Yeah, well I've had a I've had a basically I don't know if it's anybody's fault

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