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And I was saying, I feel like sometimes it hurts me being a funny person, because like as a woman,

like it doesn't, it doesn't benefit me in the same way that it does benefit a man.

Welcome everybody, Asian Nod Asian. A podcast where two Asian American human beings discuss

any freaking thing that they want. I'm Jenny Arimoto. And I'm Mike Nguyen.

And I was tasked with kind of introing the podcast, and I fully improvised every second of that

with energy that was probably overwhelming for the listeners. I love this. This is giving me

FM vibes right now. I know, I don't know why immediately I went for like old-school radio DJ

jock vibes, but that's who I am. I like that, because if I went old school, I would have

sound like, you know, the old-timey radio. Oh, even older. World War One. Hello there.

Oh, yeah, like the minute electric monono, I don't like that. Can you believe it? These days

are where it's cut. That's what I would sound like. That was beautiful. I love that.

Yeah, this is the Asian Nod Asian podcast. And it is a quiet day in New York City. Very quiet.

Would you say? Very, very quiet. In this market, kind of no one's staring at us.

No one's here. There's a couple of like extremely blonde white families walking by. Confused by

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