S2: Paul Olima - Nights Out With Balotelli - Playing For West Ham & Harlequins & Pissing Off His Date On Fernando's.

The Rig Biz Podcast

Blind Dog Productions

Business, Rugby, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Marketing, Sports

4.9 • 952 Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Well what a pleasure it is to be joined by a man who has already had so many different succesful careers before his mid 30s; Pro-Footballer, Pro-Rugby Player, Hollywood Actor, Mario Balotelli, Anthony Joshua & Usain Bolt's body double, Choreographer for all Premiership Football & England Rugby & latterly a comedic fitness influencer with over 260,000 loyal followers (not to mention an incredible appearance on Take Me Out).

We discuss; his somewhat rough upbringing in a suburb in Dublin 'we just fought and played football, I didn't see another black guy till I was 15'. Playing rugby at school alongside 'Big Devin Toner', his incredibly entertaining football career which took him from Shamrock Rovers to West Ham United and then slowly the whole way down the football league. His Rugby resurgence; representing Nigeria 7s team followed by four years playing for Esher & Harlequins A. Then a wonderful post retirement career which has led him to appear in Hollywood Movies, become best friends with Balotelli, boss round the England Rugby lads on set and gain a huge following, on instagram by finding a niche in-between; fitness influencing and comedy.

I won't give anything more away, as there are so many incredibly hilarious stories and exchanges during this interview which I wouldn't want to ruin - so plug in and treat yourself to one of the most hilarious guests, if not the most hilarious we've ever met!

Archie also discusses his frustrations with Boris Johnsons new rulings, his plans for Q4, radical plans to keep the lash alive for fellow residents of Clapham, his love for self-pleasure, a new 'rule of 6' 7's tournament he's working on & his struggles to find a lady for Lockdown V2.

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0:00.0	Fred just picture this the nights are drawing in coronavirus is on the up you head
0:05.3	round to your best mate's house on the Saturday night ready for the lash you get there
0:10.0	you ask for a fog of lime and soda water they give it to you. You look at your made in the eye and you say
0:15.9	pre lash
0:17.1	pre lash pre lash pre lash pre lash
0:20.1	pre lash pre lash, pre lash, pre lash, pre lash, pre lash,
0:28.0	pre lash, pre lash.
0:31.0	Your best mate tells you he's got beer pong and he's ready to play and he can film you could put it on your
0:36.3	Instagram you look at him and you say mate. Prelash, prelash, prelash, prelash, prelash, Preelash, Preelash, Preelash, Preelash, Preelash, Preelash, Preelash, Preelash, Preelash, Preelash, Preelash.
0:53.0	Preelash.
0:55.0	Drinks are flowing, beer pong is playing,
0:57.0	and your Insta Stories are getting full.
1:00.0	He starts bringing out the beer funnel.
1:02.0	You're getting absolutely steamboated.
1:03.9	By that time you look you made in the eye
1:05.6	and you go,
1:06.4	Breeless,
1:07.7	preless, preless, preless,
1:10.0	preless, preless,
1:10.0	preless,
1:11.9	preless,
1:11.6	preless, preless. Brie Lass, Brie Lass, Brie Lass, Brie Lass, Brie Lass,
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