S2 EP8: “Bourne Lucky”
Down The Dog
Keep It Light Media / Feral Television
4.7 • 791 Ratings
🗓️ 31 August 2022
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the Comedians Playing Fantasy Premier League podcast with me John Richardson. |
| 0:10.3 | And me, Matt Ford. This is the podcast where we talk about FPL, football, and we also talk about John shitting into a bucket. |
| 0:18.2 | Yes, and one lucky listener could get their hands on that bucket. Keep listening |
| 0:22.3 | to find out how. And in a change to the billing this week, Russell Howard will be joining us in a |
| 0:27.1 | couple of weeks. Let's just be clear. Are you really going to give that bucket away? Is that a joke? |
| 0:33.4 | No, no, the bucket is gone. The bucket is out of here. You can't keep that in the house, can you? |
| 0:38.2 | Well, where have you put it? |
| 0:38.9 | You got to get rid. |
| 0:40.2 | Well, luckily, we had a skip out the front of the house at the time, having a bit of work done. |
| 0:47.0 | There was a skip there. |
| 0:48.1 | I put the shitty bucket in the skip. |
| 0:50.6 | But you watched it first, right? |
| 0:52.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:53.1 | Okay. |
| 0:53.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:57.4 | Okay, that's good. Talking of shit. |
| 1:04.4 | Talking of shit. Not been a great FPL time for me, sadly. I scored 58 points last week. |
| 1:14.1 | Partly, Captain Sala, I really wanted to Captain Harland, and I wish I had. You were just under 6 millionth this week. |
| 1:21.2 | It's one of those game weeks where because the two big, would you say behemoth or behemoth? |
| 1:21.9 | Behemoth. |
| 1:30.4 | The two big behemoths of the Premier League, Manchester City and Liverpool, both won and one in ways that their key players scored a lot of points. Pretty much everyone had a good week. |
| 1:35.9 | The decision was, did you Captain Harland or did you Captain Mo Salah? |
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