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Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

S2 Ep34: #84 - Heath Saved Mariah's Life Yesterday

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.934.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2021

⏱️ 84 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:25.0

Travel restrictions and season season. That's not in the way right that little thing. That thing thing in.

0:35.0

That thing thing in what are you talking about? That thing thing is at an inside joke because of it. I don't know. I just use slang.

0:41.0

My thing's thing in. You know exactly what you're saying. You get to get your thing. No. No. Is your thing thing in Mariah?

0:49.0

Like what he doesn't have a thing. No. That's disgusting. Let's discuss. Let's talk about my thing. Is it a caboose? Oh that thing thing in when people are twerkin.

0:59.0

Is that what it is? Yeah. So it's your it's your butt. Like the your ass. The object is doing exactly what it's supposed to be doing. The object knew the assignment. Right. I was in it over the other day.

1:09.0

I was in an Uber the other day and I pull out my phone and I immediately open candy crush and it does this like. It plays just like the like the song it plays and it and I see is it went up. I was like fuck that's in person and I put it down and the Uber

1:22.5

jacket goes. No. I'm obsessed with that. Yeah. I'm like funny. The time killer. Huh? He's like I mean he's like Arab. So I was trying to do an Arab accent. It was so close. Have you been spending any more money on candy? Yes. I spent I spent $50 last week. You did not. You have a problem. I have a problem. Yes. I'm not spending $1,000 on the gambling table. At least I'm getting something out of it. You don't have the picture.

1:50.5

You don't have the potential to win money in candy. I'm getting points. I'm getting bombs to defeat the colors. You you just losing that's it. Sometimes I win. And sometimes you don't. That's most of the time. At least I can win. I said what I said. Sorry. Somebody else has something to say. Period. Yeah, that's my renovations. I'm trying to avoid her because I feel bad telling her that I'm not doing it anymore. You're not doing the renovations anymore. I'm not doing it inside anymore. Okay, so we don't have to move. I can get a total. A total of $1,000. So I'm going to be in a total of $2,000. That's I'm going to be taking a little bit more. So I'm going to be doing that. I'm going to be in an extra little bit of a room. So I'm going to be doing some of these things. Okay, I'm going to do it.

2:20.5

A tonal it's like the it's like a peloton but like both Lex's like an in-home gym

2:25.2

We're he gonna put it in the room where Todd has his piano right on that wall

2:29.3

Where I didn't know we could just use all the rooms in the fucking house you can use it

2:32.9

I can use it we all can use it nobody's gonna use it

2:36.7

I don't know I actually feel like Zane you would get a good kick out of it a good kick out of it good pump

2:41.2

What does it do is it a rower?

2:43.2

No, it's like has these arms come out and he's like

2:45.8

It's like a new age both legs. Do you use your rower? I use Joe's

2:49.5

Well my rower yeah for like cardio occasionally. There's a tiny leak in my finger across

2:55.4

Why don't you take it and put it in Scott's garage since all of our equipment is on there. It has to be like

3:00.6

Like bolted into a wall and now you're putting holes in it

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