S2 Ep32: #82 - Matt King Cheated on His Girlfriend

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 34.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2021

⏱️ 77 minutes

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0:30.3	Is your zipper unzipped?
0:31.8	No, it just looks like.
0:34.5	You know what matters every time?
0:36.0	Every time he orders McDonald's at like 3pm on a Tuesday,
0:38.6	I'm like, you're gonna eat McDonald's now.
0:39.8	He's like, well, Zane, I can eat that.
0:42.6	I say, I have a fast metabolism.
0:44.3	I mean, I used to say that and then people got mad at me and I was like,
0:48.7	but it's I think it's true.
0:50.0	Yeah, more I can eat one of the fucks you want.
0:51.8	It hurts me and he's every time we watch it.
0:54.0	You get angry if I order McDonald's.
0:56.2	Oh, I do because I'm jealous.
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