S2 EP16: “I Love the Police & I Love Referees”

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Football, Sports, Comedy

4.7 • 791 Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2022

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Season 2 Ep 16: “I Love the Police & I Love Referees” As Premier League football returns this weekend Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss the upcoming fixtures, Dundee’s infamous Xmas party tweet, Jon’s replica referees kit & using a referee as a mascot on Cats Does Countdown. Elsewhere there’s an argument on how to pronounce ‘Jesus’ and there’s a very special guest on ‘Lukaku’s Line Is It Anyway’ Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@cpfpl.com or tweet us @Comediansfpl. Follow the podcast on Twitter (@comediansfpl), Instagram (ComediansplayingFPL) and Facebook (@comediansfpl) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! For Extra Bonus content including extra episodes of this podcast please subscribe at Anotherslice.com/cpfpl Join our FPL Fan League here: fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/4r6j9k… League Code: 4r6j9k For Harry’s Trial set: Just head to harrys.com/comedians and have your Trial Set and FREE Night Lotion delivered to your door. That’s harrys.com/comedians AND Listeners can get 20% off everything on Kirkstall Brewary’s online shop with the code CPFPL20. Visit the website - kirkstallbrewery.com and click on Shop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:49.4	Yeah. Hello and welcome to the comedians playing fantasy Premier League podcast with me, John Richardson.
0:50.5	And me Matt Ford.
0:53.2	Thankfully, Premier League football is back tomorrow.
0:59.0	This may be a good point to offer you an invite to the Dundee United Christmas at Tannadice experience where for £45 per person, you can have a three-course Christmas dinner,
1:04.0	entertainment, a live DJ and a glass of jizz.
1:06.6	It's so funny that they...
1:08.3	Obviously it was a typo on a tweet of theirs.
1:11.2	Yeah.
1:11.4	But Glass of Jizz is top.
1:13.3	So as they've typed out, three-course Christmas dinner,
1:16.1	Entertainment Live DJ, don't miss out, and hashtag United in Pursuit.
1:19.7	Also, it would only auto-corrected Jiz if the word Jiz was already in the vocabulary
1:24.9	of the device that the person who sent the tweet, surely,
1:29.3	because a phone or a laptop wouldn't just also correct to a sexual swear word.
1:34.0	No.
1:34.7	And they've used the emoji as well of two sort of champagne flutes toasting, which makes it even
1:39.8	worse.
1:40.2	A glass of jizz.
1:41.7	The word is unpleasant, but the emoji really adds an element of celebration to it,
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