S2 EP14: Celibacy or the Premier League?

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Football, Sports, Comedy

4.7 • 791 Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2022

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Season 2 Ep 14: Celibacy or the Premier League? For this episode Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss if they’d go celibate in order to win the Premier League. As well as reviewing the new England kit. Jon lambasts Matt for wanting to “look just like the players.” Plus ‘Lukaku’s Line Is It Anyway’ returns and there’s a special edition of ‘Animal, Weapon Location’ Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@cpfpl.com or tweet us @Comediansfpl. Follow the podcast on Twitter (@comediansfpl), Instagram (ComediansplayingFPL) and Facebook (@comediansfpl) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! For Extra Bonus content including extra episodes of this podcast please subscribe at Anotherslice.com/cpfpl Join our FPL Fan League here: fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/4r6j9k… League Code: 4r6j9k For Harry’s Trial set: Just head to harrys.com/comedians and have your Trial Set and FREE Night Lotion delivered to your door. That’s harrys.com/comedians AND Listeners can get 20% off everything on Kirkstall Brewary’s online shop with the code CPFPL20. Visit the website - kirkstallbrewery.com and click on Shop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:35.0	Hello and welcome to the Comedians Playing Fantasy Premier League podcast with me, John Richardson.
0:39.8	And me, Matt Ford.
0:41.1	This is the podcast where we talk about FPL, the week in football and sometimes improv.
0:46.8	John, give us a bit of improv right now.
0:49.0	What is the last thing you ate?
0:51.3	Oh, you know what?
0:54.2	I was going to say a deep pan margarita pizza up pizza.
0:58.2	And then I thought, oh no, it was the ice cream that had afterwards.
1:00.2	But then I remembered that I went back to the pizza.
1:02.7	So it would have been some cold deep pan margarita Pizza Hut pizza.
1:07.0	Do you need any other information from me?
1:09.9	This was last night, so you haven't eaten yet today.
1:12.2	No, I'm not eating yet today.
1:13.3	Isn't that mad?
1:14.6	Fascinating. Have you showered?
1:15.8	Yes, of course.
1:16.8	And shaved.
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