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Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

S2 Ep 70: Crawley Gigs & Neglected Elbows

Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

Mighty Ranga

Comedy

4.84.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

We’re talking… revealing T-shirts, self-deprecating texts, panic attacks, Rom’s mum at Tom’s Crawley gig, neglecting your elbows, thanking inanimate objects, Mathew McConaughey (again!), deodorants and aftershave, three recycling questions, the phenomena of Harry Styles and our old friend Married At First Sight. For questions or comments please email us at [email protected] - we’d love to hear from you. Instagram - @wolfowlpod TikTok - @wolfowlpodcast YouTube - www.youtube.com/WolfandOwlPodcast Merch & Mailing List - https://wolfandowlpod.com/ A Shiny Ranga Production For sales and sponsorship enquiries: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Yeah, yeah, what'd you want? Be cool George, feathers or fur? Sharp teeth or feet with claws? Whatever's prefer?

0:09.8

They'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast the body parts, get severed and soaked

0:15.0

Bring your weak shit where the wolf are now la, that ain't just a mistake that's an awful howler

0:20.0

Both of them are known to pull up at your shows, have the crowd witness in the murder like they're rolling with a gang of crows, fuck this censorship

0:26.5

Let them see the whole thing, they stayed dressed to kill, never sheep's clothing

0:30.5

Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon, you'll see nothing, all you hear is a half a puff and a...

0:35.5

Expect killings, rest spilling and flesh ripping, impressive in it, the deaf bring in his head spinning

0:40.5

Just kidding, every word in his songs about you grown men, rest up as a bird and a dog

0:46.5

Recordings in progress, and that brings us to the beginning of a brand new fresh episode

0:55.5

Freshly baked, just taking out the... Can you smell that? Oh, that is indescribable freshly baked smell of another wolf and owl

1:06.5

Beautiful stench of the wolf and owl

1:10.5

Yes, exactly say freshly baked as in bread and not freshly baked as in the turd

1:16.5

We're about to lay out of direction free chat, how are you?

1:21.5

Very well, yeah, good, good, good, I'm wearing his tops a bit booby

1:25.5

Well, it's, you know, I imagine that you're going through the same issue as I am, which is you've lost a bit of weight

1:32.5

Yeah

1:33.5

And you're trying to figure out what t-shirt size now fits you, and what I say fits you, what I mean is

1:40.5

You know, you will have been... I mean imagine you're of the same school as me, which is when you're feeling a bit bigger

1:48.5

You buy the biggest smock like t-shirt you possibly can, you know, hope to the disguise

1:53.5

But what you discover is any kind of wind or if you're walking forward or in any way the t-shirt sort of pushes against your body

2:00.5

And if anything kind of accentuates the curves that you were trying to mask with the last large t-shirt

2:06.5

And then what happens is, well, the other thing that happens is you lose a bit of weight

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