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Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

S2 Ep 20: Egg Addictions & Suspect Straddling

Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

Ranga Bee & Platform Media

Comedy

4.84.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

We’re talking… helping out at hotels, heavy egg consumption, being drunk on podcasts, Tom’s mighty press-up challenge, a bit of sports massage advice and a highly controversial straddling incident. Plus, we answer emails about weird dreams, a neighbour’s builders and adjusting to returning home after a year away travelling. For questions or comments please email us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com - we’d love to hear from you. Instagram - @wolfowlpod YouTube - www.youtube.com/WolfandOwlPodcast Merch & Mailing List- https://wolfandowlpod.com/ A Shiny Ranga Production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Yo, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws,

0:09.0

whatever's preferred, they'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast

0:12.9

the body parts get severed and served. Bring your weak shit, where the wall for now, la. That ain't just a mistake,

0:18.6

that's an awful howler. Both of them are known to pull up at your shows. Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. You'll see nothing. All your hear's a huffer puff and the expect killings red spilling and flesh ripping

0:37.9

impressive in it

0:38.9

the death bringing his head spinning

0:40.4

just kidding every word in his song's about two grown men

0:43.5

dressed up as a bird and a dog

0:45.0

dog

0:45.1

boom boom boom bull

0:48.2

time for the wolf for now

0:49.1

Wolfie out outside the building

0:50.4

Wolf had out

0:51.2

go and tell your children

0:52.6

Wolf and Al inside the place oh, tell your children. Wolf and Al, insert the place.

0:54.7

Oh my gosh. Tom, you look fucking delightful.

0:59.0

Mate, look at this. Are you a hoteling still, boy?

1:02.0

Yeah, I'm hoteling. I'm in Glasgow doing weakest link. And I've had a little insight this week

1:07.9

into what my life would be like if I lived on my own. And the answer to that is absolutely fucking disgusting. I mean, really? Mate, like, I've basically had to put don't come in on the hotel room door because I'm so ashamed of what they're going to come in and find. It's just like, I just got shit everywhere, man. Mate, I've been living in a hotel for a month now like i've been i've been in a hotel you're with your you're with you're with you're with katherine though right i'm with katherine and grace which is kind of cool saturday i had that i had an insight into saturday what my life would be like without katherine if i was just having grace at the weekends. Yeah. Like, Catherine went for a spa day.

1:46.0

It was like she had a nice, I say spa day, she went for an afternoon at spa.

1:50.0

I, oh man, I...

1:52.0

Correcting your words in case she listens there, right?

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