4.6 • 6K Ratings
🗓️ 29 June 2021
⏱️ 23 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, Prime Members! Listen to the unexplainable disappearance of Mars Patel. |
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0:08.4 | Music |
0:17.0 | Greetings from Space Station Pruitt podcast listeners! |
0:20.6 | From where I sit, I have a perfect view of Olympus Mons, |
0:24.8 | the highest mountain in the solar system, |
0:27.2 | and a dormant volcano. |
0:29.6 | That's right, I said volcano. |
0:32.2 | You see, Mars is a very beautiful place, from space. |
0:37.3 | Once you're on the ground, Mars is a planet that, well, wants to kill you. |
0:43.0 | And why not? |
0:44.3 | It's been dying itself for millions of years. |
0:48.0 | The air is a thousand times thinner than the air at the peak of Mount Everest, |
0:52.6 | and so poisonous that it would suffocate you in a matter of minutes. |
0:56.9 | The pressure, or lack thereof, |
0:59.5 | will suck the tears from your eyes before you've had a chance to cry them. |
1:03.4 | Each night, the temperature drops below negative 100 degrees, |
1:08.1 | and that's in the warm spot. |
1:10.7 | So, why did I send hundreds of kids to a planet so inhospitable? |
1:16.6 | Because Earth is on borrowed time, my friends. |
1:19.8 | Just ask the dinosaurs. |
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