S2: David Birtwistle & Sophie Milner - Embarrassing Fetishes, MILF's & Too Hot To Handle!

The Rig Biz Podcast

Blind Dog Productions

Business, Rugby, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Marketing, Sports

4.9 • 952 Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

This week we're lucky enough to be joined by fellow Clapham resident; 'Too Hot To Handle' star David Birtwistle, where we are lucky enough to spend time with the - fitness coach, influencer, ex-england and wasps rugby academy player, podcaster, model etc etc - essentially he is what Archie dreams of becoming!

We discuss his rugby career, his love for Uni Rugby lash, how he got spotted by Netflix for 'Too Hot To Handle', his experience on the show, how his life has changed, his love for Clapham, his respect for Archie in all medians of life, working out with friend of the show Alex Marks aka The Batchelor, becoming famous, fans dirty messages, videos and requests (including one referencing an un-lubricated entrance point), dating on apps, plans for the future, possible collaborations going forth and much more.

We're also thrilled as ever to be joined by great friend of the show in Sophie Milner who has come on to listen to what's unfolded since we last spoke. We discuss what went wrong with 'The Lioness' Lottie Lion, his failed walking/running dates on the common, his attempts to be allowed on the celebrity dating app 'Raya' after Burns'y said he would invite him and most importantly/appallingly/entertainingly we hear in minute detail about his weekends date with Gloria the mid 40's mother of two. Sophie also lends us her most embarrassing sexual experience in the boudoir.

Also on the show we analyse a listeners most embarrassing sexual tail, an angry old rant about Dolly Alderton's comments on Clapham, the pros of the pedestrianisation of the Northcote road, boxing on the common, Archie's favourite cocktail recipe and much much more.....
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0:00.0	Freddie, just picture this. It's Monday evening. I'm doing my weekly food shop. I'm in
0:05.2	waitros, wearing my barber face mask. I'm about to buy chicken chunks and the person
0:10.7	next to me realizes that, hold on that lash banter 10 I pulled down my face mask and I start saying
0:18.4	More lash more lash more lash more lash Molash, mollas, mollas, mollash, mollash, mollash, mollash, mollash, mollash, mollash, mollas, mollas, mollas, mollas, mollas, mollas, mollas, because we're in wait shows by More lash. More lash. More lash.
0:34.0	Because we're in wait shows by Clappen Common, everybody starts to realize,
0:37.0	oh my God, the chief chat officer, the CEO Clappin's here.
0:40.0	They all follow me to the bouser where I'm buying Slimline Tonic and Gin and they all start singing
0:45.8	Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash.
0:52.1	More, mollas, mollas, mollas, mollas, mollas, mollas, mollas, mollas, mollas, mollas, mollas, mollas.
1:01.2	All the sudden, the head of waitros Clapham Common comes over and goes can everyone just stop I say Automate I'm the CEO clap but do you mind he goes oh sorry I didn't mind can I give you a discount I say yes he suddenly starts singing
1:14.0	mollash mollash mollash mollash mollash mollash
1:18.0	mollash mollash
1:20.0	and everyone joins in and they're all singing.
1:24.0	Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash, Molash, Mololes, moles, moles, moles, moles.
1:35.0	And then basically, that's how I will end up getting 20% of all my shopping at waitros.
1:44.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode six of the Rigbiz podcast.
1:49.0	The sun is shining and to my right I have another beacon of light Mr Archie Curzon you're looking you well very sweaty
1:56.5	I must say what's going on yeah I've just I've just been doing some some boxing on the common with my mate Kenti. That's bloody good fun
2:08.2	mate with their sun's beaming down. I'm just a pair of shorts he's got the
2:12.0	pads and I'm just going left right left right upper cut and it's just such good chat and the best thing about it is that you're getting a tan you you're burning calories, but also you look seriously cool.
2:26.2	And the ladies are looking at the last place.
2:27.8	I always make sure, mate, that I go in the middle of the common where everyone's sitting
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