Hello, it's Mr. Shnoose, the manager of the Fluesville factory, bringing you Flusbania, the fun-filled Flues challenge for kiddos of all ages.

Today is Jokefest Day, where I'll be telling five jokes and sharing a tongue twister you can try and say.

Let's just see if you can keep up with my comedic prowess.

I am the expert after all.

You can also learn my genius jokes and share them with your friends.

Providing you give me proper credit.

Now come along with me, down to me joke vault.

This is where I keep my best jokes

safe from Waffle and Martha.

Not that they'd steal

them of course. It's more that

they'd eat them. Martha

once ate an entire dictionary

because someone told her to eat her words.

Anyway,

here we are.

What type of joke should I tell today?

Jokes about chairs?

No, I'll table that for later.

Jokes about shapes.

We can circle back.

Oh, I know. Here we are. Today, I'm going to tell five perfect jokes about pirates. And I bet these are jokes you'll certainly treasure. Oh, Mr. Snoows. Save it for the jokes.

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