S15 Ep768: U.S. Marshals (PREVIEW)

We Hate Movies

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

“It’s almost too much of a conspiracy for a sequel to The Fugitive to handle.” - Andrew, on the conspiracy plot

On this very special patrons-only episode of We Hate Movies, we’re chatting about the soggy, unnecessary continuation of The Fugitive, which is a flawless movie, it’s the very flawed sequel, U.S. Marshals! Why couldn’t Wesley be allowed to do some martial arts in these fight scenes? Why is it just another hunt for a wrongfully accused fella? Is this film one of the first ever instances of—hold it right there! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, along with hours and hours of exclusive shows you can't get anywhere else, sign up for our Patreon today!

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0:00.0	The Uh, yeah, so Wesley gets in this crash, and he's really fucked up, and dude pulls him out, and then this firefighter is firefighter is like oh hey police officer found a gun strapped
0:40.7	what the fuck dude yeah total snitch shit dude it's bullshit like you know maybe he's got a permit have you
0:47.0	thought of that it's like hey firefighter uh it's your job to save people from wrecks and you know
0:51.6	fires and whatnot yeah exactly the gun finding to the cops.
0:55.6	Was there a fire under the dashboard?
0:57.8	What the hell are you searching it for?
0:59.5	Was the gun on fire?
1:00.7	Yeah, exactly.
1:01.4	Isn't it bad enough he hurt his neck?
1:03.3	Do you really have to do this to the poor man?
1:04.9	Come on.
1:05.9	So he can defend, oh, he can defend himself.
1:08.5	What's so wrong with that? Well, that's what he says. He's like, you ever try towing a car at wherever at 3 a.m.
1:13.3	Like, he makes him. Yeah, exactly. And again, we're still not cutting to Tommy Lee Jones.
1:16.9	We keep following this Wesley Snipes story.
1:19.1	I think before that, you do hear the first of what has to be 300, 400, 400.
1:25.3	Mock. Oh, Mock. Oh, Mock. Oh, Mark. Oh, Mark.
1:27.5	Oh, Mark.
1:28.6	Oh, Mark.
1:29.5	Oh, Mark.
1:31.3	I'm a legitimate actress, Mark.
1:33.4	What am I doing in this movie?
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