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S14: Too Old for This Shit # 1.2: X-Men '97's "Fire Made Flesh" & "Motendo/Lifedeath - Part 1" (PREVIEW)

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2024

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

"Danger Room Liaisons... someone make a parody poster... with Magneto in place of Malkovich" - Eric

On this episode of Too Old for This Shit, we're chatting about X-Men '97's "Fire Made Flesh" and "Motendo/Lifedeath - Part 1"! Airing March 27 and April 3 of this year, these episode see our mutant X-Men friends battling Mr. Sinister in a haunted version of the mansion, clone Jean Grey becoming the Goblin Queen, Jubilee and Sunspot getting sucked into—WARNING! This Danger Room simulation is for subscribers only!

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0:00.0

So she reveals herself to be the goblin queen as you would have guessed.

0:15.8

Oh wait wait you know that name is taken by Nancy Reagan.

0:18.8

Oh nice.

0:20.8

Yeah her shoes great at it.

0:23.0

She sends them all the hell.

0:26.0

And we have a big X-Men fight right here.

0:28.0

One of my favorite parts of it is Bishop,

0:31.0

not giving no warning whatsoever, just throwing Wolverine across this arena and like not even really

0:37.0

getting them to do anything because he winds up getting smushed against the wall by Beast and he's like,

0:41.1

you smell like burnt hair.

0:43.4

Hey!

0:45.0

You know this ain't working for me, pal.

0:48.1

We're friends and everything but you smell like shit.

0:50.4

Get your taint off my face please.

0:53.0

Oh my God, think about all the shit that's just matted into that hair.

0:57.0

Uh-huh.

0:58.0

He's got to use great care, dude. I bet you he's got like a fucking,

1:01.0

a tushy, you know, ass cleaner or something just to be on the safe

1:04.8

Yeah but day for sure because otherwise like you're just mashing more shit into your

1:09.0

fur when you try to wipe I don't know he's called beast that might be a self-groom in there he much

1:14.1

Oh himself all over he much just be cleaning up his own messes well because I mean look the

1:18.8

shower clog would be unreal that is true that is And then yeah, you're right, Chris. I think it's like he does his work. He analyzes some specimens and stuff and then he gives himself a rim job.

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