S14 Pp 747 One In A Million: Haemorrhoids and Doppelgängers

Chatabix

Keep It Light Media / Big Oval Plate

Comedy

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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We’re back with another cracking selection of incredible stories, which may or may not be one in a million. There’s a shooting star, an awkward haemorrhoid check, an amorous camping coincidence, a pool que knockout, a fraudulent grandmother, a helpful geology professor, a jury duty doppelgänger and a business meeting mix up. What more could you want? FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠ Insta: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠ Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠ Merch: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Contact us: ⁠[email protected]⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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