S14 Ep747: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (with Ben Worcester)

We Hate Movies

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2024

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

“Asshole is the right word…” - Steve, on Paul Blart’s attitude toward hotel staff

On this week’s SBE episode, we welcome back our good friend, Ben Worcester of Hooked on TJ Hooker to chat about the absolutely abysmal comedy sequel, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2! Why did they insist on making this guy so cripplingly pathetic? Why can’t we do better by Neal McDonough in Hollywood? Were people holding their breath over whether the Sandman would cameo? And what in the WORLD were they thinking with that ice cream gag? PLUS: Eric invents a new Kevin James-starring revenge series based inside the world of John Wick: John Fork!

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 stars Kevin James, Raini Rodriguez, Daniela Alonso, Eduardo Verástegui, David Henrie, Gary Valentine, Ana Gasteyer, Nicholas Turturro, Loni Love, Shelly Desai, Vic Dibitetto, D.B. Woodside, Bob Clendenin, and Neal McDonough as Vincent; directed by Andy Fickman.

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0:00.0	July 18th, there's going to be a Speed Live show for you to enjoy.
0:05.0	How do you like that? No intro, just the info.
0:09.0	Well, Eric's this could put a bomb under my desk to keep this read short, I kind of have to. God I spend too much
0:14.2	time telling you that already. So on Thursday, July 18th, the We Hate Movies boys are going to be doing
0:19.2	a live episode streaming on the internet about one of the biggest summer blockbusters of all time,
0:24.4	1994 Speed, just in time for that 30th anniversary.
0:28.8	Now this is a movie that all four of us grew up with and we have a ton to talk about.
0:32.4	You know, for instance, I haven't seen this in years, but lines like,
0:35.2	It was just cans.
0:37.0	And man sure has a hard on for this bus.
0:40.3	Not to mention, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go here we go here we go
0:43.7	And of course the iconic don't fuck with daddy
0:48.5	loom large in my brain on a daily basis. So you know this is to be a killer show. This is the best
0:54.1	waiting at the We Hate Movies live show experience right from the comfort of
0:57.4	your own home. Oh and did I mention this is going to be a one-of-a-kind
1:00.1	VHS trailer game in this episode?
1:02.6	That's right, this season is winding down
1:04.6	and the score is close,
1:05.8	so you don't want to miss this round of the trailer game
1:07.8	to find out who can pull ahead
1:09.4	right before the finale in August.
1:11.3	This show is live, Thursday, July 18th at 9 p.m.
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