S14 Ep724: Safe House (1998)

We Hate Movies

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2024

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

“I think the beauty of [this movie], if there is, is that Patrick Stewart gets to act like a child through most of this! - Chris

On this week’s episode, this one’s a long-time coming as we finally chat about the ridiculous Patrick Stewart made-for-Showtime thriller, Safe House! What’s with this abhorrent Pool Man character and the impressions? How hilarious is it that the so-called villain’s name is pronounced like, “Michael Moore”? How many times has Patrick Stewart’s character almost been sued by maids and groundskeepers for all the ‘drills’ he runs around them? And why couldn’t we get a little more Hector Elizondo in this movie? PLUS: John Wayne tries to order lunch at a Wendy’s!

Safe House stars Patrick Stewart, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Hector Elizondo, Joy Kilpatrick, and Craig Shoemaker as Stuart; directed by Eric Steven Stahl.

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0:00.0	Hey guys guess what? What's that? Winter, well it's not almost over but eventually it will be over. It means spring will happen.
0:08.0	Yes. And in the spring we're going on tour. Yes. Oh my goodness gracious. The thaw in the raw. That's right.
0:14.8	Raw thaw. April 25th I think things get going. That's right in Atlanta, Georgia at
0:20.4	the city winery we are going to be talking about what film
0:24.3	Gama gamer that's how Gerard Butler probably says
0:28.0	Gama Gama. Now this is a movie where he is a little guy in a video game and he's being played by a person.
0:36.4	No, it's something you're an actual criminal.
0:40.4	Yes.
0:41.4	But the video game controls your body and if you die in the game
0:44.8	upgrade style like your body is moved by something in you. I guess running man for
0:50.3	idiots. Update folks dumber than I thought it was.
0:53.6	So that's pretty awesome.
0:54.6	I've never seen that movie.
0:55.8	And then we're hitting the Lone Star State pretty hard in May the 14th,
1:00.8	is that right?
1:01.7	Yes, May 14th will be at the Houston Improv in beautiful
1:04.7	Houston Texas talking about Robocop 2 filmed in Houston. Yeah
1:10.0	Robocop to baby crimes.
1:12.8	Yeah, dude, child gangster.
1:15.2	Oh yeah.
1:15.8	Nuke, the drug nuke, which I really wish existed.
1:19.0	When I was a kid, I was like one day I'm gonna do that.
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