S14 Ep703: The Purge

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2023

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

“We need to institute the Purge so Tom Six can finally release The Onania Club!” - Steve

On this week’s show, the 2023 Halloween Spooktacular continues with an episode on the half-baked horror sensation that started it all, The Purge! Why couldn’t they figure out some way to get the movie out of this house for a few scenes? Does this film universe presuppose that all of us have hidden serial killer desires? Why couldn’t we see some white collar Purge-related crimes? And how are so many people getting lost in this stupid house? PLUS: During the Purge, be on the lookout for Houdini: the Beastiality Fiend!

The Purge stars Ethan Hawke, Lena Headey, Max Burkholder, Adelaide Kane, Rhys Wakefield, Tony Oller, Chris Mulkey, Arija Bareikis, and Edwin Hodge as Bloody Stranger; directed by James DeMonaco.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen,
0:13.0	we hate movies 2023 spookedacular just got deadlier.
0:21.0	That's right gang, we are bringing the man himself into the mix now. One Mr.
0:25.7	Jason Voorhe's for an exclusive worldwide digital experience. We'll be doing a
0:30.5	full-length episode on Friday the 13th, the final chapter on Thursday, October
0:35.6	the 26th.
0:36.6	This is going to be a kick-ass streaming experience wherein you get to watch us do a full episode
0:42.1	on one of the best movies in the Friday the 13th franchise.
0:46.0	You know, this is the one where Corey Feldman saves the day, Crispin
0:49.5	Crispin Glover can't find the goddamn cock-scra!
0:53.0	And where multiple teens are thrown through multiple windows.
0:57.3	We are going to have a total blast on Thursday,
1:00.0	October the 26th at 9 PM Eastern Standard. Eastern Standard time talking all sorts of trash about
1:04.8	this flick and you get to watch along from your home via your internet.
1:09.3	Can't watch the show live on Thursday October the 26th at 9 p.m.
1:14.0	Don't worry about it. It's going to be available for seven full days
1:17.5	after it originally airs to give any of you folks time to catch up before it's gone forever.
1:23.0	You can still get cheaper tickets before the day of the show.
1:25.9	Those are going for only $12 a piece.
1:28.4	But on the day of the show, it's going to be the full price of $15, which, you know, still isn't that bad.
1:34.8	Also, could I interest you in an after-party with me, Eric, Chris, and Andrew?
1:42.4	Of course, because it's actually not that CD. I made it sound CD for no reason at all.
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