S14 Ep 758: Christmas Mailbag - This Morning and Early Retirement

Chatabix

Keep It Light Media / Big Oval Plate

Comedy

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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It’s a Christmas edition of Mailbag this week - in spite of most of the messages having nothing to do with the festive season. First up, we read an email from a This Morning camera operator, then there’s updates on David’s Ibiza holiday romance and Joe’s Park Run stalker. Plus, more weed stories, a 50th birthday drugs-fest, an early retirement routine, a VLODing clarification and to finish things off, a collection of quick-fire messages about the regularity of sex when married. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:11.6	I'm
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1:14.6	I'm Yaw-Y-Y-L-U, it's email time now.
1:28.3	That's who, it's email time now That's who the time is right now
1:48.0	We're opening up all of the old emails now
1:52.0	I wonder who has emailed in now
1:55.0	And Craig and Stu have emailed in now
1:59.0	And Sally too is emailed in now
2:02.6	And John and Barbara and the Michael's email
2:06.6	Beating Hugh have emailed in now
2:10.6	Oh, oh, we gotta read them out
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