S14 Ep 751: Poos and Key-Bumps

Chatabix

Keep It Light Media / Big Oval Plate

Comedy

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Apologies in advance - it’s a scatological start to today’s episode. David decides to tell Joe about reluctantly having to do a poo on his train up to London the previous morning. It’s a subject that neither of them are comfortable talking about but they still manage to fill the first 20 minutes discussing it. After that, it’s chat about OAP cocaine users, Ben Shephard being a Chatabiscuit, meeting Dawn French, Joe being on the Lorraine show, visiting TV studio sets and being rude in a voiceover session. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The Hi, how are you?
0:21.6	Good, how are you?
0:38.3	Good, how are you?
0:39.3	Yeah, right, yeah.
0:40.3	I've got something to talk about.
0:42.3	I don't want to talk about it because it's a bit gross.
0:46.3	It's not gross.
0:47.3	Yeah, I'd say gross to talk about it.
0:49.3	Oh, have you?
0:51.3	Why is this is exactly the same as mine?
0:53.3	No, I don't think, but if it is, it'd be fucking weird, because mine's completely nothing
0:57.0	to do with anything we've ever spoken.
1:00.0	I don't think we're straighting about what I'm about to talk about.
1:03.0	Well, you say yours, then...
1:05.0	So, should we say it at the same time?
1:07.0	Yeah.
1:08.0	One, two, three, doing a poo on the train.
1:13.1	No.
1:14.5	Mine was finding it hard listening to people talk about stand-up.
1:21.2	On the podcast.
1:24.5	Doing a poo on the train, don't think I ever done one.
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