S14 Ep 736 One in a Million: Merch Stats & A Canoe Exhibition

Chatabix

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4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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On our latest edition of One in a Million, we read tales about a cosmic merch alignment on the London Underground, great luck with pedestrian crossings, a canoe exhibition in the 80s and a black eye at a job interview. Plus, a quick mailbag email from someone called Mary - or should that be Ben?

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	.
0:03.0	. Right, here we go then.
0:21.6	Welcome to One in a Million. Right, here we go then.
0:38.3	Welcome to One in a Million, the potential new game show on BBC 2 at 345.
0:48.3	Ben Shepard.
0:50.3	We're all over it.
0:51.3	Yeah.
0:52.3	Weird stories, weird stories weird stories
0:55.8	that blow your nut
0:57.2	stories
0:59.3	a spin your gut
1:00.7	jaw dropping
1:03.0	oh
1:04.4	moments that burst your brain
1:07.8	they'll never ever happen again sort of spooky
1:13.6	true tales to spin you out wild twists the little maids no doubt one in a million
1:22.6	I got a story about a gopher shit just fell from up above and then it landed in my ass crack one in a million I got a story about a golfish that just fell from up above and then it landed in my ass crack.
1:28.3	One in a million.
1:29.3	I got a story about a wallet that was finding a Greek camping site by a mate.
1:34.3	Well, how about that?
1:36.3	Stories, oh, oh, oh.
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