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S14 Ep 731: The Marvelous Mind of Mark Simmons

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Big Oval Plate

Comedy

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Picking up from yesterday’s episode and the subject of miserable colds, Joe tells David about a reliable remedy that the comedian Mark Simmons uses to fight off the winter bugs. Then, after discussing how much they love Mark’s stand-up and his brilliant and very quick off-the-cough one liners, they decide to find out if they’re any good at coming up with some themselves. After a few early successes, they soon realise that it’s a little harder than they thought - but plough on regardless. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠ Insta: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠ Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠ Merch: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Contact us: ⁠chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:28.1

first-time shoppers only, T's and C's Apply. I'm. I'm.

0:38.3

I'm

0:39.3

. Hi.

1:08.8

Well, I'll tell you what I was going to say.

1:11.6

Mark Simmons on his podcast, you know Mark Simmons podcast, he said this thing years ago about how he never has a cold.

1:20.6

Right.

1:21.6

Because he uses this stuff called First Defence.

1:23.6

Yeah.

1:24.6

So I started getting a cold about four to five days ago.

1:28.5

So I bought this first offence and I shot it on my nose.

1:32.0

And it literally killed the germs.

1:36.2

And I've done it every day.

1:37.7

But then I've realized I've now got the cold anyway.

1:40.2

But it's like this poison you put up your nose.

1:44.0

But you're ill. I know. That's what I'm saying. up your nose. But you're ill.

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