We won the day. We're excited. Um, and oh, that's right. Raf has lost his side. A very important problem. Oh, yeah, because April O'Neill steals it when the cops interview her or takes it.

As fans of show, of course, we'll remember from Akira Kurosawa's debut feature, Stray Dog. He loses his gun. He loses his penis. Much similar. Raf has kind of lost his confidence after this.

Yeah, maternal penis is gone. I lost his side. I lost his side. Get it back. Get it back. I promise this never happens to me. This is the first time thing. I can't make a tadpole, I do. Just give me a minute. I'm just going to slap it a little bit.

Don't hang out. Don't go on. I'm going to kick your ass in a second. Hang on. I just lost his side. I call me something nasty. Make one of my route ahead.

Oh, there it is. Call me a green bitch. Call me now.

We meet master splinter. Totally who is patty ridiculous. This movie. I don't fucking love it. It's just it's great. He's a pile of cloths with, I mean, look, he is so

intense because he's like, I love it. He could he could be hanging out smoking a cigarette with the dark crystal buds. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Yeah.

Or yeah, like he's fucking he's up there like adjusting Bowie's cod piece. It is that like grody, handsome puppet. I do appreciate that because he's a little too cleaned up in the cartoons for maze. A little too high up there. I like this.

Also, you know, the biggest thing about splinter in those cartoons, that bathrobe is not ready enough.

No, that's true. Specifically in the cartoons, they made up this idea that the master Yoshi turns into splinter.

Yeah. That's horrifying idea. Yeah. Here, it's just Yoshi's rat, which by the way was sentient enough before the mutagen to learn.

Yes, that's right. It's amazing. I could maybe just because I saw the cartoons so much and it's in the opening of every one. Oh, it's so horrific to watch him do it.

I've always just been like, yeah, you were a guy that you're disgusting. Look, in that intro, too, doesn't look like it hurts. It does. Oh, my God, what's happened to my body?

Would you guys trade like your life now to become a creature like that?

That would be beneficial in any way. I don't think so. I'm not going to, like, I mean, you know, do what you're going to do. No rent, Chris.

I think you would still have to, you would have to pay in another way, Eric, I think. Oh, you're paying him another way.

I'm pretty sure I don't, you know, I don't have any furry feelings. So that, and I feel that would be connected. Would you rather be like a turtle?

A turtle, then a furry. Yeah, would you rather be a splinter or a turtle?

Great question. I'd rather be a turtle probably, right? I mean, probably better lifespan for sure. You got like these muskals and you're

can presumably have sex with a human woman. You're just not as cool. This is what they're trying to do.

That is what they are trying to do. For sure.

But thank God in this movie, Casey Jones kind of works the intercept on that because like, thank God.

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