There is a place that is spoken about only in whispers, a dark area that spawns the beginnings of urban legends,

a place where anything can happen and usually does.

During the light of day, it hides just outside of you, but when the sun goes down, spirits, creatures of the night,

Rome free and things do go bump in the night.

It is in every state and every country and there is no escaping it.

No matter how safe you are behind your locked doors and latched windows.

So we invite you to turn down the lights and turn up your radio while we join Dave Schrader and Tim Dennis, your hosts, on a journey into the darkness,

on the edge of town.

Hello and welcome. It's a brand new week and you're tuned into the best in paranormal talk radio.

This is beyond the darkness. I'm your host Dave Schrader along with me at the supernatural news desk, Mr. Tim Dennis. Hello Tim.

Hello. We have some breaking news today, Tim.

Is January 8th, 12 p.m. in the afternoon, Sullivan Schrader.

The newest member of the Dark Lord family has been born.

Oh, weighing in at an astounding eight pounds, 15 ounces at 22 inches long.

He is doing well. My grandson is here and healthy and happy and mommy is too.

So this is all great news. My son Cliff and his daughter Corey just had their second child makes three grandchildren for me.

And you get old quick in these day and age, don't you?

Well, you do. Yeah, but congratulations. That's very cool.

Thank you. Very exciting stuff. Yeah, very exciting stuff. So that's my exciting supernatural news.

Well, that's very exciting.

And I understand we're running a little bit later than we normally do for the show today, putting it up.

And we wanted to wait to give this notice. No, that's not really. I've been sicker than a dog.

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