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The Good evening and welcome to Monsters Among Us.

I am your guide, Derek Hayes.

Ladies and gentlemen, folks of all shapes, creeds, colors, and sizes.

I welcome you back to this season 13 finale special.

And like we tend to do at the end of each season,

we're closing this one out with a bit of a bang.

I've assembled for you nearly two dozen listeners submitted legends from all corners of this North American continent.

Tales of tragedy, vengeance, fear, so much more.

Because tonight, we celebrate with a very special episode.

I present to you, your season 13 finale.

Hometown Legends number 13.

Now before we make our way to the highway, a quick reminder that hometown legends

tend to stem from tragic and triggering events.

As a result, this entire episode has a trigger warning.

Discussion of child and animal abuse.

Violence, suicide, and a plethora of other unsettling details lie ahead.

Now I'll try my best to give a little heads up, but consider this your blanket warning.

Now to kick this little adventure off, we begin below.

Six feet to be specific.

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