S13 Ep 682: Skateboarder Joe and The Terrorism Police

Chatabix

Keep It Light Media / Big Oval Plate

Comedy

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Joe had a recent vigilante incident involving some teenage skateboarders that he really wants to tell David about. But before he can do that, David is shocked to learn that Joe used to skateboard in his youth - so that gets discussed immediately along with roller blading, roller discos and yo-yoing. David also tells Joe about some very quirky characters he came across in Totness the other day, before we finally get back to Joe’s vigilante story. And as if all that wasn’t enough, David finishes the episode by telling Joe about the time he had a run-in with some Gatwick airport counter-terrorism police. It was all very dramatic indeed! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	There are some things you should always check, like the hygiene rating on your local takeaway,
0:06.2	the setting on your razor, and whether the party actually is fancy dress.
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0:26.6	See it in seconds. Download the Experian app today. I'm . I'm .
0:38.3	I'm
0:40.3	. Good morning.
1:10.2	Morning.
1:11.5	How are you?
1:13.9	I can't be honest, I'm tired.
1:15.0	What?
1:16.1	What's going on?
1:17.5	This is... What?
1:18.1	I don't get it.
1:18.9	I don't understand.
1:20.3	What?
1:20.6	I thought I hadn't been tired for ages.
1:22.9	I thought...
1:23.3	I can't remember that last time because you're tired.
1:25.2	No, I'm tired.
1:46.0	I'm hoping you're going to drag us through the... Oh, am I? Testing, testing. Testing. Am I? No, I'm not going to... I've realised... Yeah, you've got something to tell us. Yeah, I've realised it's not that bigger thing. Let's see. It was more in the moment. I was like, I was all a bit hyped up.
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