S13 Ep 649: David’s Cricket Story (Part B) and Joe’s Footie Try-Outs
Chatabix
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4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 July 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
So here it is, the conclusion of David’s wonderful story about the summer in his teens when he played cricket for Sussex. We pick things up with him at the crease for an important tour match in Jersey. Then, after that’s all wrapped up, Joe the tells David about the time he very unexpectedly got himself a try-out at his local semi-pro football club. This is an episode absolute bursting at the seems with sporting potential!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm |
| 0:02.0 | . |
| 0:03.0 | . Welcome, everybody. If you don't understand what's happening here, we spoke about this yesterday, part A, this is yesterday's pod. This is part B. So I've gone out to back. |
| 0:48.9 | Honestly, is that going to be mental starting the up by this. Yeah, anyway. Oh, it's up to them. |
| 0:55.9 | Let them do a bit of legwork. Yeah. I remember another time when I played cricket when I nearly did a crybaby blues, whoopo-dupy, puppy, Bobby Boofoo. Where the manager said to me, I got out. I played a bad shot for Crawley. It was in the, I think it was in the Sussex final, semi-final, played a bad shot and got out. |
| 1:14.1 | Fucking had a go. I played a bad shot for Crawley I think it was in the Sussex final |
| 1:11.0 | semi final played a bad shot |
| 1:12.7 | and got out |
| 1:13.2 | fucking had a go at me |
| 1:15.3 | and then when we went out to field |
| 1:16.7 | he went you stop that boy |
| 1:19.0 | even if it's with your cock |
| 1:21.1 | That's exactly how I imagine cricket |
| 1:25.8 | Stop your cock Okay you are no longer involved in this club mate That's exactly how I imagine cricket. |
| 1:28.4 | You're cock. |
| 1:31.6 | Okay, you are no longer involved in this club, mate. |
| 1:36.8 | I was 14, 15 years old. |
| 1:39.9 | And I was fucking cry baby. |
| 1:42.7 | This guy is fucking fragile. |
| 1:47.0 | Well, I was. That's not how you treating me as a a boy you put your arm around my shoulder and you just ease the shackles off nurture the talent that's not quite not quite good enough |
| 1:53.3 | or is it a waste of time or am I going to be a late bloomer? |
| 2:02.3 | Look at Rocky. |
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