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We Hate Movies

S12 Ep590: Eternals

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.75K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2022

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, the gang brings their survey of some of the worst of '21 to a close with the comic book movie that's a real drag, Eternals! Why couldn't they have stayed closer to the comic, both narratively and stylistically? How did they not realize they needed to make Angelina Jolie's character way bigger? And how in the world did they think these non-character Deviant animals were acceptable? PLUS: What if Remy from Ratatouille joined the MCU as the Avengers' cook? 

Eternals stars Gemma Chan, Richard Madden, Angelina Jolie, Salma Hayek, Kit Harington, Kumail Nanjiani, Lia McHugh, Brian Tyree Henry, Lauren Ridloff, Barry Keoghan, Don Lee, Harish Patel, and Bill Skarsgård; directed by Chloé Zhao. 

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:07.0

Hey gang, big news in the world of We Hate Movies live appearances in this one.

0:21.8

We better get your holiday code on because it's not happened until December.

0:26.0

We're so excited.

0:27.0

It's actually a hometown show for this Jersey boy, only you.

0:31.0

Jersey City's beautiful white eagle hole.

0:33.0

We're hosting the We Hate Movies podcast and we're going to be talking about a Christmas

0:36.6

movie.

0:37.6

Eric Siska.

0:38.6

What is that movie?

0:39.6

My God.

0:40.6

It is the Santa Claus, the original film, not, wait, is it original yet?

0:46.6

The first one.

0:47.6

Tim Allen.

0:48.6

Yes.

0:49.6

Finds a fat, so false office roof.

0:50.6

Yep.

0:51.6

We're going to be talking all about it on December 7th, which is a day that will live in

0:55.0

an infamy.

0:56.0

Why do you go home?

0:57.0

I mean, it's a dentally lives an infamy.

1:00.0

We were just, we're at the side of it.

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