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We Hate Movies

S12 Ep582: Spider-Man

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2021

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

This week's WLM episode takes the gang into Comic Book Movie territory as they chat about one of the ultimate achievements in the genre, Sam Raimi's 2002 classic, Spider-Man!

How hilarious is the teacher on the field trip with his threatening whisper? Would Aunt May ever wind up dating Bone Saw? And how absolutely terrific is Dafoe in this movie? PLUS: Did Uncle Ben's life insurance policy have a "No Dying in Front of the Library" clause?

Spider-Man stars Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, J.K. Simmons, Rosemary Harris, Cliff Robertson, Joe Manganiello, Bill Nunn, Ted Raimi, Elizabeth Banks, and "Macho Man" Randy Savage as Bone Saw McGraw; directed by Sam Raimi.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Sarah, where's the car? It's gone. It's not gone. It's with Fixster. Since you never

0:04.3

got Ranta servicing it, I took care of it. Fixed up? Fixed up? Fixed is great! They pick

0:08.2

up your car, drive it to the garage, handle the service, then drive it straight back to you.

0:11.6

Sounds expensive? Don't worry. They negotiate their prices with their partner

0:14.8

garages and the car pickup services included. So since that's all handled, how about you

0:18.8

take a look at that leaky tab or do you need me to fix that too? For easy car maintenance,

0:23.2

head to fixter.co.uk. We'll pick up your car and take care of all the rest. Fixed up and

0:28.6

you're back on track. This is a head gum podcast.

0:45.9

Hey gang, big news in the world of We Hate Movies live appearances in this one.

0:51.4

We better get your holiday code on because it's not happened until December. We're so excited.

0:57.2

It's actually a hometown show for this Jersey boy, only you. Jersey City's beautiful,

1:02.0

White Eagle Hall will be hosting the We Hate Movies podcast and we're going to be talking about a

1:06.0

Christmas movie, Eric Siska. What is that movie? Oh my god. It is the Santa Claus, the original film,

1:14.4

not, wait, is it original? Yeah, it's original. The first one. Tim Allen, yes.

1:18.4

Finds a fat, so false office roof. Yep, we're going to be talking all about it on December 7th,

1:23.6

which is a day that will live in infamy. White Eagle Hall.

1:27.1

I mean, it sedentally lives in infamy. We were just, we're at the side of it. We're adding

1:32.3

to the infamy. Yeah, it's more infamy because this will be our debut in Jersey City,

1:38.7

and this is what it's come down to, folks. Steve Saydak refusing to get on planes,

1:43.6

we're trying to get a driver's license to help out with rena cars. I refuse to get on a train

1:48.1

for this show. I'm fucking walk it. I'm going to walk to the venues. I guess this is the new

1:53.1

normal gang, only wherever Steve's legs can carry him, but it's an awesome venue and it's really

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