Hello and welcome. It is Eric Erickson here, the second hour of the program.

The phone number, you want to be on the show?

877-97-9-37-7-47-4-25.

I got to finish the thought from the first hour.

I left yaw hanging.

I did bad clock management there.

So Amirka Katri is the writer at Showbiz News who wrote up the story about the guy on the Southwest Plain who will pleasured himself four times.

And the bad thing is, if you try to Google the mugshot for Antonio Sherrod McGarrity, the guy who actually did the problem, the guy from Showbiz News comes up and his picture looks like a mug shot so you think it's him

poor guy i just my goodness the things people you know so i've been flying since i was five years old

when i was 11 my plane crashed um so 747 uh i shouldn't say we crash.

We just landed with no wheels on a foam runway.

I was by myself on the plane.

I've been flying for a long time.

And I have seen some stuff on planes.

Oh, yes, I have.

But I ain't never seen that.

It's apparently more common these days.

And I mean, there's some wack-a-do things people will do on airplanes.

And, you know, the international flights are terrible when you're traveling abroad and people are stressed out.

And the smokers can't smoke on planes.

When I was a kid, they could.

They set the back of the plane and they smoked and it stunk all over the place.

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