S10: WHM On-Screen: Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker
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4.7 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 6 January 2020
⏱️ 72 minutes
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CAUTION: SPOILERS FOR "THE RISE OF SKYWALKER" AHEAD!
On this edition of WHM On-Screen, the gang is chatting about the incredibly polarizing final installment of the "Skywalker Saga" - STAR WARS: EPISODE IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER! How bungled did this actually get? What's with all the slap-dash editing? Could they have chilled with those death fake-outs? And how did the Emperor get stuck in one of those claw machines you find in the lobby of a Bennigans?
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker stars Daisy Ridley, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Adam Driver, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, Anthony Daniels, Naomi Ackie, Domhnall Gleeson, Richard E. Grant, Lupita Nyong'o, Keri Russell, Joonas Suotamo, Kelly Marie Tran, and Ian McDiarmid for some reason; directed by J.J. Abrams.
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| 0:00.0 | Ola, imagine you're in Spain, and you've just poured a refreshing Strya Galicia, |
| 0:05.6 | Cervesa. You hear the bubbles in the glass calling out. |
| 0:08.6 | In the Penlyown and bro Alithia since 1906. |
| 0:15.0 | 100% authentic. |
| 0:17.3 | But not all Spanish beers are what they seem. |
| 0:19.8 | A bit like me. |
| 0:21.1 | I'm not Carlos from Acrouna. I'm Charles from Cambridge. Estreia Galicia. |
| 0:27.0 | Spanish. Not Spanish. |
| 0:30.0 | This is a headgum podcast. Oh, I'm not. Welcome to W.H.M. on the screen everybody. I'm Andrew Jubin alongside Eric Siska |
| 1:13.9 | Christopher Cabin Stephen Sadek sit up here God gets a good posture that's right god |
| 1:18.7 | damn it you better sit up straight like like a fucking mechanical thing like Emperor Palpatine shoved up your butt hole in order for you to |
| 1:26.1 | buy a butt plug. |
| 1:29.1 | Oh I'm afraid my butt plug will be fully apparational when you're |
| 1:33.8 | life. |
| 1:34.8 | Yes, Mark. |
| 1:38.2 | Some of them vibrate. |
| 1:39.2 | The vibrating egg. |
| 1:40.3 | This is an on-screen conversation about of course Star Wars episode 9 the rise of |
| 1:48.3 | Sky Walker really quick vibrating egg Darth Vader's head. |
| 1:52.4 | Oh no I got another vibrating egg, Darth Vader's head. |
| 1:52.6 | Oh, no, I got another vibrating egg. |
| 1:54.3 | You're ready for more vibrating egg jokes, guys. |
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