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We Hate Movies

S10: Episode 459 - Return of the Jedi

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.75K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2019

⏱️ 180 minutes

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Summary

On this week's very special episode, the gang completes their WLM Star Wars adventure by tackling the sixth episode in the Skywalker Saga, Return of the Jedi! How horrifying is it that these ewoks are definitely eating human flesh? What was Lucas thinking with that gleep glop sticking its lips in the camera in the altered version? And is that dude crying over the Rancor showing the first nipples in Star Wars? PLUS: Admiral Ackbar and Grand Moff Tarkin star in the Oscar-winning, Squid Book.

Return of the Jedi stars Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Billy Dee Williams, Anthony Daniels, Kenny Baker, Peter Mayhew, Ian McDiarmid, Frank Oz, James Earl Jones, David Prowse, Sebastian Shaw, Alec Guinness, and Warwick Davis; directed by Richard Marquand.

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast. Hey Gang, big news in the world of We Hate Movies,

0:13.0

Golly!

0:14.0

Gotta Gonna Gee, big news in the world of We Hate Movies,

0:19.0

live appearances in this one.

0:21.0

Well, you better get your holiday coat on because it's not happening

0:24.3

until December we're so excited it's actually a hometown show for this Jersey boy only

0:30.1

you Jersey City's beautiful White Eagle Hall will be hosting the We Hate Movies podcast and we're going to be talking

0:35.3

about a Christmas movie, Eric Siska, what is that movie?

0:39.1

Oh my God, it is the Santa Claus, original film not out of way is it original. Yeah, it's original the first one

0:46.9

Tim Allen yes finds a fat so false off his roof. Yep. We're gonna be talking all about it on December 7th, which is a day that will live in

0:54.8

infamy at the White Eagle Hall.

0:57.0

It incidentally lives in infamy.

0:59.8

We were just, we're at the side of it.

1:01.5

We're adding to the infamy.

1:03.6

Yeah, it's more infamy because this will be our debut in Jersey City and this is what it's come down to folks.

1:10.4

Steve Sadak, refusing to get on planes, refusing to get on planes.

1:13.8

Refusing to get a driver's license to help out with rent a car.

1:16.9

I refuse to get on a train for this show.

1:18.6

I'm fucking walking.

1:19.7

I got a walk to the venues.

1:21.8

I guess this is the new normal gang only wherever Steve's legs can carry it.

1:27.0

But it's an awesome venue and it's really close to the train if you're like you're in the city or if you want to drive in from Pennsylvania wherever.

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