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We Hate Movies

S10: Episode 448 - The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.75K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2019

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular gets a little gross as the gang gags their way through a conversation about the 2009 schlock-fest, The Human Centipede (First Sequence)! How did Tom Six never think to build out ANY of these characters? Are these the two worst cops in film history? And what's the deal with the mad doctor's ultra-'90s ditch-digging outfit? PLUS: Will Alec Baldwin be in a Human Centipede sequel?

The Human Centipede (First Sequence) stars Dieter Laser, Ashley C. Williams, Ashlynn Yennie, Akihiro Kitamura, Andreas Leupold, Peter Blankenstein, and Bernd Kostau as that Dirty Old Pervert; directed by Tom Six.

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast. Lha, Pibi, jus to be jolly, Taya-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-O-G'A-G'N'S'A-G'A-G'N'A-L-L-L- in this one we better get your holiday coat on because it's not happening

0:24.4

until December we're so excited it's actually a hometown show for this Jersey boy

0:29.6

only you Jersey City's beautiful White Eagle Hall will be hosting the We Hate Movies podcast and we're going to be talking about a Christmas movie,

0:37.0

Eric Ciska, what is that movie?

0:39.0

Oh my God, it is the Santa Claus, the original film,

0:44.4

not out of way, is it original?

0:45.8

Yeah, it's original.

0:46.8

The first one.

0:47.8

Tim Allen, yes.

0:48.8

Finds a fat so falls off his roof.

0:50.5

Yep.

0:51.5

We're gonna be talking all about it on December 7th, which is a day that will live in infamy, at the White Eagle Hall.

0:57.0

It incidentally lives in infamy.

1:00.0

We're just, we're at the side of it.

1:01.0

We're adding to the infamy.

1:03.7

It's more infamy because this will be our debut in Jersey City and this is what it's come down to folks.

1:10.7

Steve Sadak refusing to get on planes, refusing to get a driver's license to help out with rent-a-cars.

1:17.0

I refuse to get on a train for this show.

1:18.6

I'm fucking walk it.

1:19.6

I gotta walk to the venues.

1:21.8

I guess this is the new normal gang only wherever Steve's legs can carry him.

1:27.1

But it's an awesome venue and it's really close to the train if you're like you're in the

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