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S10 Ep 378 Usual Drivel: The Old Lady Who Flirted With David

Chatabix

Big Oval Plate

Comedy

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2024

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

David tells Joe about his flirty window cleaning client that he had to deal with in the 90s who kept stroking his hands. They discuss whether this was appropriate behaviour for a client and what they would do if their wives held hands with the window cleaner. Then they introduce a new section called 'Leg Up' where they help promote a new venture or anyone that needs a leg up. Joe's friend has just started a jock strap business called Sticky Beard and secretly sent David a sample so they talk about this and how David thought it was someone else who had sent it to him. Joe has to restart his computer because he can hear his voice echoing in his own head. Because the echoing is doing his head in he decides he can't go on so they agree to talk about their new metal detecting and magnet fishing kit in the next episode. This weeks leg up is for Sticky Beard https://www.stickybeard.co.uk/ If you want to be considered for a leg up please email chatabixlegup@gmail.com FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: You Tube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/chatabix1 Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Got the tickets, sir, hey?

0:02.0

Now, what movie are we watch?

0:03.0

Ooh, an adventure.

0:05.0

Oh, where are we?

0:08.0

Ooh, it's a tomb!

0:09.0

Okay, stay close to me and whatever you do, don't set off any...

0:12.0

Ooh be traps, uh-oh. source to me and whatever you do don't set off any... Oh booby traps.

0:14.4

Uh oh!

0:15.4

Ah ha ha!

0:16.4

Whoa, whoa, whoa,

0:17.1

serge, run?

0:18.1

Merecutt I didn't get two for one cinema tickets every Tuesday or Wednesday when you switch

0:22.2

your car or home insurers,

0:23.6

so compare the market.

0:25.1

With a qualifying product, one membership per year participating cinemas, two standard tickets

0:28.3

only cheaper, free, T's and sees apply. Okay. So, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

0:55.0

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Hello. How are you? How are you? I'm all right.

1:05.0

Hello. How are you?

1:08.0

I'm trying to do the start different. I'm all right, how are you?

1:15.0

It's back to normal.

1:18.0

Slightly worried.

1:19.0

All right?

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