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S1 Ep93: Booty Shorts and Twerking | Scissor Bros w/ Steebee Weebee & Jeremiah Watkins | Ep 93

Trailer Tales

Jeremiah Wonders

Comedy, Improv

4.9977 Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

It's time to put on some booty shorts and make it clap as we take on the Twerk Challenge! Steebee shares his thoughts on sobriety, Jeremiah's nose finally gets some positive attention, we chat resolutions for the new year and maybe a new segment?

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00:00 Teasers
00:21 Opening Song "Steebee's Sadness"
03:53 Scissor Broadway
11:56 Steve's Words of Encouragement
13:48 Exercise Cope & Sobriety
25:00 Jeremiah's Cut
27:15 Nose Pleasure
31:08 Steebee Pitches Another Segment
35:35 New Year's Resolutions
43:13 Scissor Bros in 2023
48:51 Twerk Challenge
59:10 The Punishment
1:00:05 Steebee's Fart Corner
1:05:27 Gerald's Thoughts

Producer: Ryan Armendariz (https://www.instagram.com/_peril)
Editing/Graphics: Jordan Blauvelt (https://instagram.com/limitbreaklife)
Intro: Ryan Strauss (https://www.instagram.com/anotherstrauss)

Thank you to @dabberjones @thebuddysystemshow @yoitzmini @blackgreg @kidwelljeremiah for getting Scissor Bros tattoos and sending them into the show!!

And a huge thanks to the team of artists that helped make this episode possible!
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Thank you to all of the Scissor Brothers and Scissor Sisters who submitted music, art, suggestions & more to: [email protected] 
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Transcript

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0:00.0

You can tuck your shirt in if you want, but it's going to be hiked up, so you're seeing some cheekage.

0:05.5

Oh, I got a great ass. Scisser Brothers! You. You and Ryan don't like Stevie's Farrck segment.

0:49.0

It hurts my feelings.

0:58.0

It makes me happy when I hear other peoples

1:05.0

farts

1:07.0

sometimes they could be real

1:10.0

sometimes they may be fake regardless it makes me joyful

1:17.0

To hear the futs

1:35.0

that may not be the smartest idea for podcasting or the universe.

1:40.0

Why don't you and Ryan like it? I spend a lot of time listening to other people's farts.

1:49.0

My email is getting flooded.

1:52.0

There's hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of farts in my inbox.

1:58.6

I don't even know how to distinguish what's the real emails and whether it's a fart

2:04.7

and you guys don't like it you don't agree with this idea and you guys shun it and

2:10.8

it makes me sad. Stevie is fucking up

2:17.0

is one of his favorite things

2:20.0

and makes him sad that Ryan I won't have his back.

2:25.0

Well, brother, I hear you loud and clear

2:30.0

and I'll do my best to put on a smile, but I really really hate to see his part corner from the bottom of my heart.

2:40.0

And when I listen to the farts of a stranger, I feel like I'm going crazy because I think of so many things that we could be spending our time on better

2:57.2

like looking at rainbows or catching dogs or playing with frisbees in my garage.

3:05.0

Oh Stevie, I didn't mean to upset you about your far corner.

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