S1 Ep60: The ASMR Episode & Ping Pong Showdown! | Scissor Bros with Jeremiah Watkins & Steebee Weebee | Ep 60

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Jeremiah Wonders

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 977 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

A special ASMR episode! Steebee and Jeremiah compete in a Ping Pong Showdown with an exciting punishment! Steebee asks if Robin Williams was a better comedian or actor. Jeremiah asks Steebee to not vape in the garage. And of course the boys make beautiful music together.

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0:00 Teasers
01:01 #ASMR whispers
04:24 Opening Song "What are Dreams Made of?"
09:30 Disrespectful Vaping
09:50 Ghost Hunting Updates
14:30 TV Shows we grew up watching
18:21 Sex Education w/ #ErikGriffin
11:59 Jeremiah's Wife wants another Baby
24:07 Terrence's Advice
33:03 Scissor Makeout Time
43:48 Scissor Cribs
52:30 Full Metal Jacket
56:30 Robin Williams: Better Actor or Comedian?
1:00:35 Ping Pong Showdown
01:14:40 Gerald's Thoughts

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Jordan Blauvelt & Jeremiah Watkins

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Transcript

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0:00.0	The Cisser Bros. ASMR episode will begin in 60 seconds.
0:06.0	Look at me, I'm having so much fun.
0:10.0	They'll get this. Will they use this? I think they'll use this in like a promo shot.
0:14.0	This is the type of shit they love.
0:15.0	Look at the comedians, they're wacky.
0:16.0	They'll definitely use this.
0:18.0	You know they'll use it.
0:19.0	Journal, I act like you're like just doing stuff to me.
0:20.0	Like, ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ah, it's Friday night and 8.
0:25.0	That'll be a promo right there, and in the black they could leave this part in,
0:29.0	people definitely watch his sh' show. Zero one. All right.
0:45.0	All right.
0:47.0	Oh,
0:50.0	son of the gun. Cisser brothers. That should be the loudest that we are. That's the loudest that you should be the whole episode okay?
1:14.4	Okay.
1:15.4	Okay, are you gonna be that far away from your mic?
1:19.6	Or are you gonna hit the top of it like I am?
1:22.2	I'll make sure that I do this. I like that better. Yeah. Yes, so make sure you keep this ASMR whisper voice the whole time, okay. Okay. Because we want people to be really calm down when they hear it.
1:37.0	Even that the way you breathe has to be more like.
1:45.0	Go ahead, you could introduce the episode.
1:47.5	Okay.
1:48.5	Go ahead.
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