S1 Ep5: Melyssa And Gio Debate On Shaving or Keeping the Bush

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Society & Culture, Comedy

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🗓️ 21 February 2018

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Hollywood Unlocked Uncensored is back for another Juicy episode. This week your favorite female ‘curve queen’ Melyssa Ford takes the lead with Gio as Jason is on his wild adventure!

This week with just Melyssa and Gio in the debate seat you know it’s going to be Uncensored, and, it’s still Valentine’s Day, so nothing if off the cards! With them both being single now, they express how they will be spending the day, no lovers involved!

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0:00.0	Ola, imagine you're in Spain, and you've just poured a refreshing Strya Galicia,
0:05.6	Cervesa. You hear the bubbles in the glass calling out.
0:08.6	In the Penlyown and brooding Galithia since 1906.
0:15.0	100% authentic.
0:17.3	But not all Spanish beers are what they seem.
0:19.7	A bit like me.
0:21.1	I'm not Carlos from Acrouna. I'm Charles from Cambridge. Estreia Galicia. Spanish. Not Spanish.
0:30.0	What's up everybody? Welcome to Hollywood Unlocked Uncensored. I am
0:38.0	Melissa Ford, aka the Curve Queen. I had to put some emphasis on that because I know you're going to do that
0:44.3	holon thing. Put the camera on me. Hey guys it's Giovanni Watson here.
0:49.5	He feels extra smart today with the coffee mug.
0:56.0	God damn right, Jack.
0:58.0	But here's the thing, here's the gag, what's in the coffee mug?
1:01.5	Jesus juice. Mm-hmm, that That's right we get a little
1:04.6	liquored up today because we're both single and depressed. Okay listen all right.
1:10.0	It's Valentine's Day but this is going to be after the show, but after the, you know what I mean.
1:15.1	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck that shit.
1:18.0	Okay, so, okay, look at my t-shirt. It says, not your baby. Yeah, that's exactly how I feel.
1:24.6	Why you acting like that? I heard that about three times today already and it's not even, it's like one o'clock in the afternoon.
1:33.0	You heard this.
1:34.0	Times already is one o'clock.
1:36.0	Because I was on one.
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