S1 EP33: “I Was In My Nightie” & “I’m Not Trying To Get Muscly, Don’t Worry”

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Comedy, Football, Sports

4.7 • 729 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2024

⏱️ 37 minutes

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On the podcast this week: As well as the quote: “the nitrates in the deceased people erode the pitch” you join us as Matt finds out LIVE about Nottingham Forest’s points deduction being upheld, we discuss Leeds United’s play-off hopes, someone is sat in Balsa’s stool and Matt has a sideboard delivered. Elsewhere… Matt plays us his new theme tune, find out why Jon might need to buy Matt’s Mother, Jack Grealish reads one of the great poems of our time AND Matt is dismissive about the quality of Bruce Springsteen’s output Plus… we hypothesise what would happen If Matt and Jon made Thelma and Louise or went on Celebrity Hunted and Jon tries to stop his daughter from being a grass. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:30.0	It's a put-up where troubles dissolve where a storm makes noises and the landlord is bold.
0:34.2	A portrait of a be also hangs up on the wall and an old dog in a corner sniffs at its balls
0:38.3	A digital tavern pouring pints in your ears.
0:40.3	So get down the dog and bust her to give us a cheers.
0:43.3	So get down the dog and bust her to give us a cheers. So get down the dog and bust it and give us a cheers.
1:01.7	Once you can forest, some successful appeal in.
1:04.6	Ah, fucking hell.
1:08.0	Oh, Jesus.
1:09.2	What a horrible way to find out.
1:11.1	Is there a good way to find out?
1:12.4	Well, I don't know.
1:13.9	Just with my wife.
1:16.1	Written into the...
1:17.1	My family around me.
1:18.4	Written into the cream of a Guinness instead of a shamrock.
1:21.3	Well, what would it be a pint of Shipstons?
1:24.0	Oh, Jesus Christ.
1:26.7	I'm not a bit right.
1:27.2	You're going to be safe, aren't you?
1:28.5	You're going to be safe anyway.
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