S1 Ep141: The Worst Punishment Ever | Scissor Bros w/ Steebee Weebee & Jeremiah Watkins | Ep 141
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Jeremiah Wonders
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 December 2023
⏱️ 70 minutes
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00:00 Teasers
01:56 Opening Song "Leftover"
06:19 Starbucks Pissachino
08:35 Lonely Thanksgiving
12:59 Dr. Phil with Bad Friends
19:35 Hidden Waterslide Poop Pee Dream
28:57 Frugal or Stealing?
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52:03 Brian Holtzman
54:30 The Challenge
1:07:15 The Punishment
1:08:46 Gerald's Thoughts
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Come see stand up on the spot live in a city near you, like Los Angeles, California, |
| 0:04.2 | Huntington Beach, California, and St. Peter'sburg, Florida. |
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| 0:17.0 | Disney. |
| 0:20.0 | You used to work there. |
| 0:22.0 | F-q, not one of the seven, okay? Not one, not one. |
| 0:27.0 | Not one. |
| 0:28.0 | Not one. Look at his face. What? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? |
| 0:39.5 | No, we're not doing that, bro. Scisser Brothers! |
| 0:56.0 | You look like you're losing what? |
| 0:58.0 | No. |
| 0:59.0 | You're gaining? |
| 1:01.0 | I think so. |
| 1:02.0 | How much, I mean, just by looking at me how much do you think I weigh right now? |
| 1:07.0 | 154. |
| 1:09.0 | Oh that's not bad. |
| 1:11.0 | Yeah what do you what is it? |
| 1:12.0 | 149. Okay, that's not bad yeah what is it one 49 okay I'm that's pretty good yeah it's pretty good yeah I'm like |
| 1:18.3 | 149 148 yeah type deal yeah you were I was getting chunky monkey, huh? Yeah, like well, yeah, you're making Ryan |
| 1:28.2 | Photoshop your neck all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, if you can't afford plastic surgery frugal bros tip |
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