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S1 Ep141: The Worst Punishment Ever | Scissor Bros w/ Steebee Weebee & Jeremiah Watkins | Ep 141

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Jeremiah Wonders

Comedy, Improv

4.9977 Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Jeremiah has finally lost it. This is easily the most vile punishment we've ever done on the show and it was his idea! Steebee goes on the stand to defend his napkin thievery, Jeremiah finds out Steve was lonely for Thanksgiving, Steve recounts his time on MadTV and we do our grossest challenge yet. You've been warned.

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Intro: Ryan Strauss (https://www.instagram.com/anotherstrauss)

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00:00 Teasers
01:56 Opening Song "Leftover"
06:19 Starbucks Pissachino
08:35 Lonely Thanksgiving
12:59 Dr. Phil with Bad Friends
19:35 Hidden Waterslide Poop Pee Dream
28:57 Frugal or Stealing?
33:55 Frugal Bros Tips
52:03 Brian Holtzman
54:30 The Challenge
1:07:15 The Punishment
1:08:46 Gerald's Thoughts

Transcript

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0:00.0

Come see stand up on the spot live in a city near you, like Los Angeles, California,

0:04.2

Huntington Beach, California, and St. Peter'sburg, Florida.

0:07.0

Also come see me headline in San Antonio, Texas, Louisville, Kentucky,

0:10.0

Minneapolis, Minnesota, Utah, Tacoma, Washington, and more.

0:14.7

Get ticks and new merch at Jeremiah Watkins.com.

0:17.0

Disney.

0:20.0

You used to work there.

0:22.0

F-q, not one of the seven, okay? Not one, not one.

0:27.0

Not one.

0:28.0

Not one. Look at his face. What? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

0:39.5

No, we're not doing that, bro. Scisser Brothers!

0:56.0

You look like you're losing what?

0:58.0

No.

0:59.0

You're gaining?

1:01.0

I think so.

1:02.0

How much, I mean, just by looking at me how much do you think I weigh right now?

1:07.0

154.

1:09.0

Oh that's not bad.

1:11.0

Yeah what do you what is it?

1:12.0

149. Okay, that's not bad yeah what is it one 49 okay I'm that's pretty good yeah it's pretty good yeah I'm like

1:18.3

149 148 yeah type deal yeah you were I was getting chunky monkey, huh? Yeah, like well, yeah, you're making Ryan

1:28.2

Photoshop your neck all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, if you can't afford plastic surgery frugal bros tip

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