S1 Ep140: We're Conjugal Twins | Scissor Bros w/ Steebee Weebee & Jeremiah Watkins | Ep 140
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Jeremiah Wonders
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 1 December 2023
⏱️ 65 minutes
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00:00 Teasers
01:39 Gangster Dream
07:08 Under Your Skin
10:45 Ketchup Criminal
13:04 Song "Paranoid Quangdroid"
17:40 The Challenge
24:52 Jeremuscle Squatkins
28:54 Frugal Tips
38:35 Arcade Frugility
45:24 Conjugal Twins
48:17 Song "Conjugal Visit"
53:12 Steve's Fancy Shoes
55:56 Dance Break
57:06 Gerald's Shorts
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Ciser's siblings. Go get the new Ciserbrows merch at |
| 0:03.2 | Jeremiah Watkins.com. And while you're there, check out the cities I'm on tour |
| 0:06.4 | at near you like Los Angeles, California, San Antonio, Texas, Louisville, |
| 0:10.2 | Kentucky, Minneapolis, Minnesota, St. Petersburg, Florida, Utah, and many more. |
| 0:16.0 | Hope to see you there. |
| 0:19.0 | Here's a suggestion. |
| 0:20.0 | How many years have you been doing this show? |
| 0:22.0 | Oh, wow. |
| 0:23.0 | Wow. |
| 0:25.0 | Wow. |
| 0:27.0 | Jeremy has been doing this show for 13 years, everybody. |
| 0:30.0 | Wow. everybody. What? Scisser Brothers! |
| 0:56.0 | Welcome to another episode of Scisser Bros. |
| 0:57.5 | I know sometimes I could be unsuffrable. |
| 1:00.0 | Unsuffrable. |
| 1:01.0 | Steve Reed's one comment but I'm doing my best check up |
| 1:08.1 | Congress poor eternos because that's not insufferable I'm gonna put I put my heart and my energy into that project. |
| 1:14.1 | Hey I like that plug brother. And then yeah definitely check that out. |
| 1:18.7 | Definitely check out Jeremiah Watkins Road Dates because he's a very he's the hardest working stand-up comic out there. out some merge to sell on the road okay and definitely check out Ryan he's going to be |
| 1:36.2 | twitching soon and I had a dude I had a crazy can I tell you about this crazy dream? |
| 1:43.4 | I had a gangster ass dream. |
| 1:45.4 | Sure. |
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