S1 Ep137: Steve is Falling Apart | Scissor Bros w/ Steebee Weebee & Jeremiah Watkins | Ep 137

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Jeremiah Wonders

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 977 Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Our little Steebee is falling apart! He's caused himself some more problems and boy do we love hearing about it. Jeremiah signs on for a very non-frugal dinner, Steve learns what he committed to by accepting the next live show, Ryan just got back from Japan and brought gifts and the guys find out who is the better ninja.

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00:00 Teasers
01:05 Steve is Falling Apart
05:24 Airplane Teeth
07:45 Help Steve Go to the Dentist
13:17 Talk to Me
17:52 Bobby Forgets Steve
20:37 Candy Cravings
26:27 THE VIDEO
28:44 Steve Doesn't Read Contracts
34:24 Frugal Bros Tips
43:28 Ryan Went to Japan
49:12 Japanese Gifts
1:01:05 Pizza Crawl
1:04:25 The Challenge
1:10:21 The Punishment
1:11:13 Gerald's Thoughts

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, my album is finally completed.
0:04.0	Go to Stevie Weebee Bandcamp.com to copy you that Kwangus
0:09.0	Puerto Eternos.
0:11.0	And come see me live on tour in Batavia, Illinois.
0:14.7	It's an hour outside of Chicago, Sunnyvale, California.
0:18.3	And we're doing Austin, Texas, and a special stand-up on the spot there,
0:22.0	as well as some other dates on the road like
0:24.2	stand up on the spot in LA every second Tuesday of the month at the comedy store
0:27.6	and a Scisserboros live in St. Petersburg Florida in the new year. Look out for it and check out this new
0:33.9	merch. Get it in the link in the description below. Love y'all now. It's time for
0:39.5	Sissy Bro. Yeah. So something happened where I caused trauma to my eye and now I know. Cesar Brothers!
1:06.0	Thanks for tuning back into Cesar Bros.
1:08.0	That might be one of the saddest.
1:10.0	Yeah, it's gonna be sad. It's gonna be sad. I'm breaking, dude. I'm I'm falling apart on you brother. Okay
1:16.2	So I didn't go to Arizona. I went to Pittsburgh instead to visit my girl.
1:20.1	Whoa whoa. Wait. Yeah, you ended up going to Pittsburgh? Yeah. She didn't go with Arizona. No, no, no, I went up to go to see her. And so, why didn't you tell us that? Because then I would, I probably would have tried to not tech like
1:36.0	Because we're on the same time zone in Arizona if I would have known that you're in a different time zone I probably would have chose one to send my
1:43.4	text a little bit differently. Oh I'm sorry about that. Yeah. Good to know. Okay.
1:47.3	So, um. My little secret Stevie over here. I so you know we usually stay at the same hotel we normally do and I
1:54.5	noticed that we were taking the service elevator and at the bottom that there's
1:59.1	that there was a weight room like their own gym. So I had decided, I'm like, you know what, man, you know, I should, maybe like I got up early one morning around six. I go, you know what, man, I'm getting a little older. Maybe I should work out.
2:17.5	So I took one of the hotel keys and I went down there and I went on their treadmill and I did like a 30 to 40 minute, you know, they have their like exercises on those treadmill things where you press the buttons and so I just you know I did a basic one where
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