S1 Ep103: Dubland 103

Dubland

HeadStuff Podcasts

News, Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 569 Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2018

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

PJ is furious because he had to go to a stunningly beautiful wedding in Tuscany, Italy. Cars, flights and Italians cause complications. There's some flutteringly terrible language in a BBC Children's TV show. And Suzanne finds out that PJ was on the discontinued show Celebrity Bainisteoir. They talk about sports fans being vocal and uncool to the players they're supposed to be supporting. There's an animal fact where we find out a certain creature's favourite type of music and there's talk of smelling dog's feet. Join the HeadStuff Podcast Network group on Facebook. Follow Dubland on Twitter or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, you're in for a treat
0:06.3	because you're listening to the Dublin podcast with Suzanne and PJ.
0:12.7	Jowd Yard, Dublin podcast, WR Airholds.
0:17.0	Episode, where are we?
0:20.2	103.
0:20.7	1003. Episode 103, 103,. Who would have thought of... Who would have thought that it would go on for so long? Huh? Are you still enjoying it? Still enjoying it. Still enjoying it. Still having a laugh and all that. I've had a fucking proper rant to tell you about this week. Go on. I am. Unbel. Unbelabor bilarably fucked off. This is my catharsis moment. Can I just tell you? This is my catharsis moment. I may have fucking mentioned to you that I hate going to weddings. I may have mentioned it to you once or fucking twice. Over the space of my life, I may have said that there's one thing I hate it. Well, there's a lot of things I hate about weddings.
0:55.9	Essentially the whole fucking thing.
0:57.9	Weddings.
0:58.0	Eating food you would never eat with people you would never be with listening to music you
1:02.3	fucking hate in a place you would never go to.
1:05.6	And there's one thing worse than all of that.
1:07.4	It's going to a fucking wedding in the middle of Italy.
1:10.7	In the middle of a fucking... look fuck it I went oh Jesus I'm so annoyed Take a breath So I went so right So I had to go to go to Safe circle So I made a deal with someone That I would go to a wedding In Italy Ooh PJ I owed them a favour big fucking time so I says okay I'm going
1:27.6	I'm going to
1:28.1	I'll go to the fucking thing
1:29.1	and I didn't want to go and I went to the fucking thing and I thought how bad can it be it is only a wedding after all talking to myself down and it's Italy could be beautiful could be different to anything so I get there there there's a fucking wank from start to finish.
1:42.7	I'm not even joking
1:43.4	you.
1:44.0	Like for the start...
1:45.0	Do you not usually
1:45.8	find wangs
1:46.3	did you enjoy about that?
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